I'll do the needed repairs for $4 million....so long as you're willing to live with a few cut corners here and there and please...for the love of God...don't ask any of my workers to provide proof that they're licensed, bonded or even here legally. Comprende? Can we fix it? We'll sure as hell try as...

You little wiseasses will sit where I tell you to sit...

Bleeding Orange wrote:I know nothing about the construction of the Stroh Center

You'd fit right in with my crew. You guys that have worked on drill sites b4...we could use some help figuring out how to get the pokey thing to fit onto the twisty thing...lemme know what you can do.

BGDrew wrote:Don't forget the rebar this time.

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Rebar? we did not price that in...you boys better buy up a lot of them bricks if you want me to use actual steel.

It's a good life. It could be better when my taint itches and I'm wearing the cold weather gear...but other than that, it's a good life.

Yeah...my favorite meth lab burned down...real f**king funny!! You know how hard it is to find a good meth cook? So help me God, if I find out you had anything to do with the fire....... So...I take it I gotta scratch my own crack today? Beautiful...if I'm expected to do that myself it's gonna add a...

ya wanna what's going on college boy? Work...work is going on and it's being done by MEN. Men who work hard, play hard and drink hard...not like you little pantywaist college kids. Tell ya what though...if you want to be a part of our manly activities, drop by tomorrow... I might some help scratchin...

Walk ons????? Screw you, buddy. I use only the finest undoucmented workers. Is it my fault that it's cheaper to have those guys and eventually their kids stand there holding up that load bearing wall than it is to just use the "necessary" streel and cement? Hell no it's not. Don't blame me...

Yeah, I'm at home, but I'm not watching Ellen. I'm watching your sister polish my hammer.

That's "polish" as in clean, not Polish as in Lech Walesa.

Good one, wiseass!

Well if you're all in such a big f**king hurry to see some bricks up, grab a wheelbarrow, some bricks and maybe some cement and get to work!!

I'm busy making sure that the silly putty I used to hold up the elevator shaft looks good enough to pass inspection.

Screw you, dipwads! The wall gets done when I finish scratching my ass and eating my doughnuts. We had some more downtime last week because I accidentally scratched my doughnut and ate my...nevermind

There was rebar in it....it's not my fault the damn building inspector says that dried playdoh isn't up to code! Damn those corrupt local yokels!!

sat·ire (săt'īr') A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.

In other words, lighten up or you may get Hoffa'd into a permanent position as a "supporter" of the Sebo Center

Screw you! The only error made was when you were born!