...has had the the 1978 Mountain Fiddler CD playing for weeks in his car.

...recently delivered the keynote address a booster club function where half the attendees were livestock.

toddpav wrote:
They get paid to work the event and then they donate all of the proceeds to a charity. I imagine its a write off for both schools.

All these big schools...they write off everything.

...is rolled onto the field in chains and a mask a la Hannibal Lecter.

...was hit up for season tickets by James Dobson and Pat Robertson.

That was Greg Brandon head coach working with Urban Meyers talent for first couple of years. Don't kid yourself. And some of Gary Blackney's recruits too. Remember Josh Harris? Coach Brandon was responsible for some of the offensive players that Meyer recruited. Urban and Moe never took a BGSU foot...

If they were accompanied by an "escort" wouldn't this bring a whole new set of charges?

brownnorangewokfu wrote: I know that they do not want any conflicts with the teams coming and going from the court

Darn, that's the fun part!

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa.....

If a game was ever set up for UT to win it was this one: coach gone, QB gone, multiple suspensions, program in general turmoil vs. 18 returning starters and some legitimate playmakers at the skill positions.

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa....

This Lukas guy must be popular with the ladies.

You know what ESPN really needed? If you answered "A weirdo analyzing and critiquing the font and stripe placement of hundreds of sports uniforms" then you're in luck.

MarkL wrote:Can't wait!

...just cancelled his subscriptions to ESPN3 and the Altitude Network.

...has younger players attend team practices as part of the "Scared Straight" program.

...cruises through the EZ Pass lane without paying while holding up his middle finger.

...proudly celebrates Bastille Day.