I got the world on a string

[Falconatrix]

Allow me to introduce myself. I am the all-mighty Falconatrix. I've been snooping around here for a bit and finally decided to join. I've been known to take flight over tall buildings to get out of sticky situations. My partner in crime, The Falconator, would prefer I use my powers for good instead of evil, but it's really hard sometimes. So, I've decided I need other Falcon fans to keep myself in check. My favorite sports are football, co-ed naked mud wrestling, and I do enjoy the occasional post-football game of locker room wet towel slap. If anyone is up for a game of that...well, you'll have to notify my pimp, aka Freddie Falcon. haha J/K! (In case you haven't guessed, sarcasm is one of my super powers.)
Well, my falcon "shriek" beeper is going off again so it seems I must hop in the falcmobile and be off to rid the world of the dreaded Toledo Rockets, one player at a time. So, until next time, Godspeed everyone!