A classic "scud" story

[factman]

So today there is a youth summer baseball tournament going on in northwest Ohio and they are playing on a number of fields including Bowling Green's Steller Field and UT Scott Park.
In the middle of a game this afternoon, they hear a police siren going by Scott Park (UT's home field), look up and see some guy jumping the outfield fence, with a cop in close pursuit! The cop yells at the umpire to "get him", which the umpire politely refuses, but does get the teams in the dugout. The guy leaves the field, and by this time his pants are down around his knees, and the police catch the guy a short distance away!
Yep.......that is where I want my kid to go to school!

[mscarn]

When the non-qualifiers who make up their recruiting classes visit the coaches fool them and say that it's all part of a Hollywood movie being filmed on campus.

[MarkL]

That is so funny!!