Toledo Caption Contest

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"What an amazing tailgating experience! And look there's H2Oville Rocket. We are truly blessed today, kids- Two of the best known and beloved icons of college football, Rocky Rocket and H2Oville Rocket at the same time!"
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"Unfortunately the festivities were cut short when it was realized that the yellow wig-clad fan drunkenly stumbling by hadn't painted his face blue, but was actually choking on a hotdog he had attempted to swallow whole as part of a bet."
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Redwingtom wrote:Image
"Unfortunately the festivities were cut short when it was realized that the yellow wig-clad fan drunkenly stumbling by hadn't painted his face blue, but was Vdub choking on a ghost pepper that had fried his brain, convincing him he was a Rocket fan like RWT"
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Hey Rocky, look at this Tole_o flag I just pulled out of my...
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Hey Rocky, look at this Tole_o flag I just pulled out of my...
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"Look everyone! Rocky's here for the pre-game Shocker!"
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"Wow, what do you guys call your act?"

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"Why are you called 'Rocky Rocket'? You don't look like a rocket...you look like a refugee from a gay biker gang. Maybe we should call you 'Rocky the Gay Biker'"
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"UT only has four tailgaters per game. Only one wants to know what brand of douche comes in a blue rubber suit."
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"Gay porn is the preferred viewing of all tailgaters. They use the Jambulance (Worst name ever) to hide the television."
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Never seen a group of folks post so much "gay" stuff in my life.... Just sayin' ;-)
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h2oville rocket wrote:Never seen a group of folks post so much "gay" stuff in my life.... Just sayin' ;-)
Coming from a guy who likes track, that is pretty rich! :butthead:
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h2oville rocket wrote:Never seen a group of folks post so much "gay" stuff in my life.... Just sayin' ;-)
Coming from a guy who likes track, that is pretty rich! :butthead:

So you think you can beat Tyson Gay? Or you're getting on board with the "protests too much" crew and seeing gay people everywhere-even at track meets? ;-)



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Well...I've heard that Rocky's favorite act in Vegas is the Blue Man Grope....
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