Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:43 pm
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Re: Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:58 pm
Redwingtom wrote:
"What an amazing tailgating experience! And look there's H2Oville Rocket. We are truly blessed today, kids- Two of the best known and beloved icons of college football, Rocky Rocket and H2Oville Rocket at the same time!"
Re: Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:18 pm
"Unfortunately the festivities were cut short when it was realized that the yellow wig-clad fan drunkenly stumbling by hadn't painted his face blue, but was actually choking on a hotdog he had attempted to swallow whole as part of a bet."Redwingtom wrote:
Re: Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:44 pm
Peregrinner wrote:"Unfortunately the festivities were cut short when it was realized that the yellow wig-clad fan drunkenly stumbling by hadn't painted his face blue, but was Vdub choking on a ghost pepper that had fried his brain, convincing him he was a Rocket fan like RWT"Redwingtom wrote:
Re: Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:41 pm
Hey Rocky, look at this Tole_o flag I just pulled out of my...
Re: Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:03 pm
... yard?Redwingtom wrote:
Hey Rocky, look at this Tole_o flag I just pulled out of my...
Re: Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:37 am
"Look everyone! Rocky's here for the pre-game Shocker!"
Re: Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:42 am
"Wow, what do you guys call your act?"
"The Aristocrats."
"The Aristocrats."
Re: Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:44 pm
"Why are you called 'Rocky Rocket'? You don't look like a rocket...you look like a refugee from a gay biker gang. Maybe we should call you 'Rocky the Gay Biker'"
Re: Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:09 am
"UT only has four tailgaters per game. Only one wants to know what brand of douche comes in a blue rubber suit."
Re: Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:49 am
"Gay porn is the preferred viewing of all tailgaters. They use the Jambulance (Worst name ever) to hide the television."
Re: Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:49 am
Never seen a group of folks post so much "gay" stuff in my life.... Just sayin' 
Re: Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:57 pm
Coming from a guy who likes track, that is pretty rich!h2oville rocket wrote:Never seen a group of folks post so much "gay" stuff in my life.... Just sayin'
Re: Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:06 pm
Redwingtom wrote:Coming from a guy who likes track, that is pretty rich!h2oville rocket wrote:Never seen a group of folks post so much "gay" stuff in my life.... Just sayin'
So you think you can beat Tyson Gay? Or you're getting on board with the "protests too much" crew and seeing gay people everywhere-even at track meets?
Re: Toledo Caption Contest
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:53 am
Well...I've heard that Rocky's favorite act in Vegas is the Blue Man Grope....