Got this emailed to me from a buddy and thought it was funny. It follows the lyrics of the song "Stay" which is at the bottom of the page if you've never heard it.
Even after 09 hadn’t caught Orr fever
Slow paced offense never made me a believer
I threw my hands in the air and said “Show me something!”
He said “If you care, To God be the Glo-ry.”
First round, second round, third round doesn’t matter we’ll lose
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how? You choose
Not really sure how to feel about it, the contract is what it is
Makes me feel helpless to endure another year, but you’re still owed 189K
They want you to stay
There’s not too many games you’ve been winning
Seem more concerned about prayer and sinning
Round and around and around the rim the ball will roll
Less than a forty percent chance it will go through the hole
Not really sure how to feel about it, the contract is what it is
The fans can bitch and moan as much as they want, your contract they still have to pay
They want you to stay
Oh, oh, what reason to still go?
Oh, oh, feel bad for poor Kerm Stroh
Funny how it’s turned around to make us sound irrational and crazy
This only works with no AD and a weakened president like Mazey
Not really sure how to feel about it, the contract is what it is
Just support the team however you can, and hope for a brighter day
They want you to stay
