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“I, as a basketball coach, cannot play slow. I cannot stand playing slow and I cannot stand being boring and I can’t stand being around dead people. As a basketball program, we will play very, very fast,” said Dakich


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ZiggyZoomba wrote:“I, as a basketball coach, cannot play slow. I cannot stand playing slow and I cannot stand being boring and I can’t stand being around dead people. As a basketball program, we will play very, very fast,” said Dakich


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Having watched our "motion" offense the last couple years I guess I am going to have to borrow a line and say:

"I see dead people."



Hopefully this is a sign of up-tempo things to come.

Dakich must've been in hell the last couple years.

ZiggyZoomba wrote:“I, as a basketball coach, cannot play slow. I cannot stand playing slow and I cannot stand being boring and I can’t stand being around dead people. As a basketball program, we will play very, very fast,” said Dakich


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Well, we probably can't play any slower than we have in recent years, that's for sure. The past few years, we went from a "motion" offense, to a "slow motion" offense, to a "motionless" offense.

Dayons_Den wrote: Hopefully this is a sign of up-tempo things to come.

Not sure if you clicked on the link or not, but this quote was taken from his "welcome" presser when he was introduced as the head coach at West Virginia... just adding some context here.

Hell, a couple years ago when we often played Floyd, Eyink, Almanson, and Reimold at the same time, we may very well have been the slowest team in all of D1.

Those guys were so slow and immobile that the maintenance crew was able to wax the floor during practice

Flipper wrote:Those guys were so slow and immobile that the maintenance crew was able to wax the floor during practice

Yeah, your probably right.

Interesting stuff, G. I read the whole article.

ZiggyZoomba wrote:

Dayons_Den wrote: Hopefully this is a sign of up-tempo things to come.

Not sure if you clicked on the link or not, but this quote was taken from his "welcome" presser when he was introduced as the head coach at West Virginia... just adding some context here.

What the.....

How the......

My head hurts just trying to circle some reasoning around all of this.

Flipper wrote:Those guys were so slow and immobile that the maintenance crew was able to wax the floor during practice

Easily the funniest quote I have read here. I will use it often and claim it was mine.

A take on your momma is so fat jokes.


Yo team is so slow..........

By the time they hit the light switch and jumped into bed no only was the sun was already coming up. (a very bad take on the he is so fast he hits ht elight and is in bed before it is dark.)

Please add more....Yours can be funny