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Curtis Blow -- Basketball

They're playing Basketball,
We love that Basketball,
They're playing Basketball,
We love that Basketball

Now rapping Basketball, Number 1, Kurtis Blow
Basketball is my favorite sport,
I like the way they dribble up and down the court,
Just like I'm the King on the microphone,

So is Dr. J and Moses Malone,
I like Slam-dunks, take me to the hoop,
My favorite play is the alley-oop,
I like the pick-and-roll, I like the give-and-go,
Cause it's Basketball, uh, Mister Kurtis Blow.

They're playing Basketball,
We love that Basketball,
They're playing Basketball,
We love that Basketball

I used to go to dinner, and then take the girl,
To see Tiny play against Earl The Pearl,
And Wilt, Big O, and Jerry West,
To play Basketball at it's very best,
Basketball has always been my thing,
I like Magic, Bird, and Bernard King,
And number 33, my man Kareem

An Urban Christmas Carole

It was gettin' near Christmas
We were out in the park
Shootin' some hoops
It was just before dark

You know how it is
Its always the same
We only had seven
One man short for a game

When to our surprise
This guy walks through the gate
Sez 'I'm lookin' for a game
Before its too late"

The dude only stood
'Bout five foot and a half
He was fat with a beard
So we started to laugh

Too Tall said "Not on my team'
He's too short and too slow"
I said "We'll take him.
Throw the ball in, Let's go."

He tied his black boots
While we laced up our 'Boks
He was dressed all in red
With fur trim and white socks

To start off the game
The pass went to Too Tall
He went up for the slam
The fat guy blocked the ball

Scooped it up on the run
And we all saw what happened
The dude was amazin'
And I'm not just rappin'

He dribbled to mid-court
Then soared through the air
Did a 720 jam
With much room to spare

He stuck a long J
Then a double clutch flip
The game was no contest
We won 15-zip

Then to our amazement
An old sleigh appeared
Driven by an elf
And pulled by eight deer

The old guy got in
And then turned to Too Tall
And he said "This is my rule
When you play basketball

Now listen to me
And listen good, punk!
Don't ever tell no one
That Santa can't dunk!