Dear Coach, a guide to BGSU basketball
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:22 pm
1. If you win 1/2 your games in the first season you'll be a good coach
2. If one of those wins is against Toledo, you'll be a GREAT coach
3. If we make the MAC tournament finals in the second year you'll be a
good coach, but see #2
You may cry like a litte girl if we win in basketball, but not if we lose.
Anderson Arena is built in the middle of swamp land. It's a swamp.
But it's OUR swamp.
You'll need a point guard. You might want to find a shooting guard and a Center.
The guys aren't going to know how to act if you're kind to them...nah let's not go there.
If the administration trots out drawings of a Convo center just smile. If you notice those drawings are years old. The money went into the Student Union (because Mr. Bowen and Ms. Thompson gave more seed money) and the Sebo center because the Sebo's did likewise. Be nice to the hockey coach, he might rip your heart out and get an ice arena upgrade in front of you.
When it comes time to look for housing, try to stay close to the city. I'm not saying Wood County is rural, but our septic tank drains into an open ditch....Gives clear meaning to the BLACK swamp eh?
Welcome to BGSU. I'm looking forward to the 2007 season.
HoopsFan
2. If one of those wins is against Toledo, you'll be a GREAT coach
3. If we make the MAC tournament finals in the second year you'll be a
good coach, but see #2
You may cry like a litte girl if we win in basketball, but not if we lose.
Anderson Arena is built in the middle of swamp land. It's a swamp.
But it's OUR swamp.
You'll need a point guard. You might want to find a shooting guard and a Center.
The guys aren't going to know how to act if you're kind to them...nah let's not go there.
If the administration trots out drawings of a Convo center just smile. If you notice those drawings are years old. The money went into the Student Union (because Mr. Bowen and Ms. Thompson gave more seed money) and the Sebo center because the Sebo's did likewise. Be nice to the hockey coach, he might rip your heart out and get an ice arena upgrade in front of you.
When it comes time to look for housing, try to stay close to the city. I'm not saying Wood County is rural, but our septic tank drains into an open ditch....Gives clear meaning to the BLACK swamp eh?
Welcome to BGSU. I'm looking forward to the 2007 season.
HoopsFan