Non sequitur thread

McConvey · Post by **McConvey** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:59 pm

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Post by **ZiggyZoomba** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:18 pm

Mamma-say mamma-sa ma-ma-koo-sa

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:23 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hGdpxwSnORQ

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:27 pm

How long have you
had these pains, Mr. Barber?

No, that's Babar.

Two B's?

One "B."
B-A-B-A-R.

- That's two.

- Yeah, but not together.

I thought
that's what you meant.

Arnold Babar.

Aren't there
children's books...about an elephant
named Babar?

- I don't know. I don't have any.

- No children?

No, elephant books.

Open wide. Say, "Ah."

Aah.

It's an odd name.
I haven't seen it
on the club registry.

I don't formally belong.
I'm a guest of my aunt's.

Your aunt?

- Right. Mrs. Smith.

- Joan or Margaret?

Uh-huh.

Which one?

Margaret.

Funny old bird.
I could tell you
some stories.

I bet.

You know,
it's a shame about Ed.

It was.

That was really a shame.
To go so suddenly.

He was dying
for years.

But the end
was very sudden.

He was in intensive care
for eight weeks.

But the very end,
when he actually died...
was extremely sudden.

bgbill · Post by **bgbill** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:49 pm

OK, you want non sequitur? Here's Mark Rylance's Tony Award acceptance speech -->
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU9iCgGDjRI

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:52 pm

bgbill wrote:OK, you want non sequitur? Here's Mark Rylance's Tony Award acceptance speech

And once again, I wasn't consulted before they handed out the awards.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:46 am

Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:03 pm

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Post by **ZiggyZoomba** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:08 am

Her name was McGill and she called herself "Lil," but everyone knew her as "Nancy."

Lord_Byron · Post by **Lord_Byron** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:21 am

Single Lane Ahead

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:40 am

Roosevelt and Ira Lee

Polk Salad Annie

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:34 pm

Nancy and Sluggo....