Non sequitur thread

Post by **ZiggyZoomba** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:46 pm

Druids

SaxyIrishTenor · Post by **SaxyIrishTenor** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:46 pm

I am the kransekake queen.

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:24 pm

My 1994 Honda Civic has a new 1996 engine and gets 42.3 MPG during commutes to and from work.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:50 pm

My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:07 pm

TG1996 wrote:My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long

She was measuring in metric dummy.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:23 pm

Escalator temporarily stairs.

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:48 pm

What came first, the music or the misery?

Post by **ZiggyZoomba** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:17 am

Marina District

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:19 am

Pipe Dreaming Crack Mayor.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:38 am

I can see it all now. This is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love
with that girl at the Fotomat. You bought $100 worth of effin' [sic] film,
and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera!

You tell me, Mike. What should I do?

This is what you do. Start from the minute you walk into biology. I mean, don't just walk in. Move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. Use everything. That's what I do. I mean, I just send out this vibe...and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens. Naturally something happens. You put the vibe out to a million chicks, something is gonna happen.

That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.

- The attitude?
- Yeah.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays or prays. Whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'.

Now, when you got that...then you have the attitude.

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:44 am

Fotomat: Small drive-up photo development and film sales service center.*

*For those under age 30.

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:50 am

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:40 pm

More cowbell.

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:41 pm

Less filling.

McConvey · Post by **McConvey** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:44 pm

If you ain't first you're last.