Non sequitur thread

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:15 pm

Dayons_Den wrote:So I've never written a Haiku before but I googled it saw they are 5-7-5 syllables. For extra credit it sorta all rhymes. Here goes:

AZZ.COM HAIKU

World-wide falcon home
Where feathered friends post and roam
And cheer, bitch and moan

goodbyeherd.com (now defunct)

McConvey · Post by **McConvey** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:14 am

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:27 am

Bailout!

JohnnySwoop '85 · Post by **JohnnySwoop '85** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:50 am

Read not to confute and contradict nor read and take for granted but to weigh and consider.

JohnnySwoop '85 · Post by **JohnnySwoop '85** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:51 am

Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, Come on Jamaica its bobsled time

Tech83 · Post by **Tech83** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:55 am

I was depressed over this so I called Lifeline.

I got a call center in Afghanistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:02 am

rollalongFF0304 · Post by **rollalongFF0304** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:06 pm

The spotlight turns to notebooks.

Post by **ZiggyZoomba** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:50 pm

I've been waiting almost 2 years for this....

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:59 pm

FRENCH SHAVING CREAM (FOR WOMEN)

GOVERNMENT WORKER

GRADUATE STUDENT

STUDENT TEACHER

UNBIASED OPINION

And the rest:
http://www.atlantamortgagegroup.com/oxymoronlist.htm

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:02 pm

Wang.....Dang......Doodle

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:46 pm

Ode to Sean Hannity
by John Cleese

Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:46 pm

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:52 pm

I voted for Hillary Clinton! HICCUP!

Tech83 · Post by **Tech83** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:20 am

I'm holding Jim Campilongo hostage in my living room.