A Christmas Wish
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:45 am
Merry Christmas to everyone at AZZ. If you're not included below, please don't take offense because none was intended. I half plagiarized this from the annual New Yorker Christmas poem.
AY ZIGGY CHRISTMAS
Fair posters, hail! Now here’s a teaser:
Who’s this pale, familiar geezer
Appearing through the mists of time
Atop a web-post of creaky rhyme?
Why, yes, it’s me—I'm back, hooray,
To hug you each this holiday
And post sweet thoughts of you from here
To Ziggys round the blogosphere.
Felicitations, dears and dudes,
Let’s see some Yuley attitudes—
Come bump the chest and dap a fist
With Falcon types upon our list.
And wish them and their couplets well
On this joyous day of Noël.
Ziggy Zoomba, webmaster supreme
We thank you for making us a team.
Let pleasant days descend, dramatic,
Upon esteemed Falcon Fanatic,
And Christmas bliss will make us all so chipper,
Plus FalcconFreak and our friend Flipper.
We wish a busy year-end fix
to Falcon TG1996.
Hammb, Warthog, and Dayons Den,
and Redwingtom best wishes sent.
Put all the presents under the tree,
and save one for BGSU33.
Hail, Metz and Alum '87
May your new year bring a slice of heaven,
but don't forget Kdog27.
We love the Falcons, that for certain!
Notwithstanding gloom and crisis,
Cool and thinking once or twice is
What we’ll need till things grow brighter—
Or so says your low-rent writer.
But until then what is the fodder,
For Transfer2 and Globetrotter,
And folks whose names of course you knew,
Like Jacobs4heisman and BGDrew.
H2Oville a name that's dirty,
at Christmas time no more than Falcon30,
PGYTiercel,
we wish you well
and also you, NWLB
Have some eggnog, It's the Journey.
VDubFalcon, Right Up In There
'61, and The Niz
May your champagne have a pleasant fizz.
BGSUFalcon24,
A Merry Christmas to the core,
An we all now that if we can,
A new AD for our friend Factman.
And, you Tiznow,
I didn't forget you, don't have a cow.
Jacojdm and BGFan
And Tricky Falcon and BGBill,
A Merry Christmas if you can,
But winning records would be better still.
So, who's left? BG or Death
Falcon From Cincy and Mark L
to all of you joyous Noel.
And what happened to posters past?
Golfer and Schad,
we miss them bad.
To those whose names I've missed,
Spring will arrive with the Falcons better;
So, feed the kitten, mail that letter.
Christmas again, for what it’s worth:
Godspeed, good friends, and peace on earth.
AY ZIGGY CHRISTMAS
Fair posters, hail! Now here’s a teaser:
Who’s this pale, familiar geezer
Appearing through the mists of time
Atop a web-post of creaky rhyme?
Why, yes, it’s me—I'm back, hooray,
To hug you each this holiday
And post sweet thoughts of you from here
To Ziggys round the blogosphere.
Felicitations, dears and dudes,
Let’s see some Yuley attitudes—
Come bump the chest and dap a fist
With Falcon types upon our list.
And wish them and their couplets well
On this joyous day of Noël.
Ziggy Zoomba, webmaster supreme
We thank you for making us a team.
Let pleasant days descend, dramatic,
Upon esteemed Falcon Fanatic,
And Christmas bliss will make us all so chipper,
Plus FalcconFreak and our friend Flipper.
We wish a busy year-end fix
to Falcon TG1996.
Hammb, Warthog, and Dayons Den,
and Redwingtom best wishes sent.
Put all the presents under the tree,
and save one for BGSU33.
Hail, Metz and Alum '87
May your new year bring a slice of heaven,
but don't forget Kdog27.
We love the Falcons, that for certain!
Notwithstanding gloom and crisis,
Cool and thinking once or twice is
What we’ll need till things grow brighter—
Or so says your low-rent writer.
But until then what is the fodder,
For Transfer2 and Globetrotter,
And folks whose names of course you knew,
Like Jacobs4heisman and BGDrew.
H2Oville a name that's dirty,
at Christmas time no more than Falcon30,
PGYTiercel,
we wish you well
and also you, NWLB
Have some eggnog, It's the Journey.
VDubFalcon, Right Up In There
'61, and The Niz
May your champagne have a pleasant fizz.
BGSUFalcon24,
A Merry Christmas to the core,
An we all now that if we can,
A new AD for our friend Factman.
And, you Tiznow,
I didn't forget you, don't have a cow.
Jacojdm and BGFan
And Tricky Falcon and BGBill,
A Merry Christmas if you can,
But winning records would be better still.
So, who's left? BG or Death
Falcon From Cincy and Mark L
to all of you joyous Noel.
And what happened to posters past?
Golfer and Schad,
we miss them bad.
To those whose names I've missed,
Spring will arrive with the Falcons better;
So, feed the kitten, mail that letter.
Christmas again, for what it’s worth:
Godspeed, good friends, and peace on earth.
