Vanilla is not bland
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:58 pm
I would like to see an end to the use of "vanilla" to mean bland, boring or predictable. Vanilla is great. When you eat a pastry or pancake and you say, "dang, this is good! What's in it?" Besides a lot of butter, there's a good chance it's vanilla, a truly magical seed, giving the food that heavenly sensation that makes you moan joyously, "Ohhh-ho-ho."
Good, quality vanilla ice cream is not bland at all, it's fantastic. And this is coming from a guy who smoked menthol cigarettes for a couple of years. Even with my damaged taste buds, I know vanilla is good eating. So instead of saying, "Oh that offense is sooooo vanilla." Please change it to "Oh that offense is so Kroger brand imitation vanilla."
Go BG!
Good, quality vanilla ice cream is not bland at all, it's fantastic. And this is coming from a guy who smoked menthol cigarettes for a couple of years. Even with my damaged taste buds, I know vanilla is good eating. So instead of saying, "Oh that offense is sooooo vanilla." Please change it to "Oh that offense is so Kroger brand imitation vanilla."
Go BG!
