Paper Cutter?
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pdt1081
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Paper Cutter?
So, my wife is a teacher. Last night I get handed a stack of papers and a pair of scissors, and hear the phrase "please help." I hate scissors. Anybody have a recommendation for a heavy duty paper cutter? One that will last a few years and a few thousand (maybe more) cuts. I really hate using scissors, did I mention that?
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Re: Paper Cutter?
This baby should do the job for you. You can probably talk them down to $17,000.
http://www.addrex.com/duplo_660p.html
http://www.addrex.com/duplo_660p.html
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Re: Paper Cutter?
Either one should work.....
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Re: Paper Cutter?
It seems that I know someone who cut the tip of their finger off with a paper cutter.... 
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Re: Paper Cutter?
Hmmmm, perhaps I didn't quite think this through. I guess I need to look for a paper cutter with some sort of "parental lock" for when I'm asked to help....BGFan wrote:It seems that I know someone who cut the tip of their finger off with a paper cutter....
In college I used one quite a bit at my internship to cut thin aluminum. Never failed, every time I got it out everyone would walk through the shop and tell me to make sure I didn't cut my finger. I always wanted to stuff a ketchup packet in the finger of my glove, but was always too afraid they wouldn't see the humor.
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Re: Paper Cutter?
It was the CORNER of the tip....and I don't know who you're talking about....BGFan wrote:It seems that I know someone who cut the tip of their finger off with a paper cutter....
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Re: Paper Cutter?
So... the tip of the tip? and that's not a tip? Sounds like a tip squared.Falcon Fanatic wrote:It was the CORNER of the tip....and I don't know who you're talking about....BGFan wrote:It seems that I know someone who cut the tip of their finger off with a paper cutter....
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Re: Paper Cutter?
NO, it was the CORNER of the tip. Can't you read? Oh wait...you went to Bancroft High...nevermind!h2oville rocket wrote:So... the tip of the tip? and that's not a tip? Sounds like a tip squared.Falcon Fanatic wrote:It was the CORNER of the tip....and I don't know who you're talking about....BGFan wrote:It seems that I know someone who cut the tip of their finger off with a paper cutter....
"Regarding BGSU, I would think their biggest strength is that they never give up, They never slow down and they battle hard even after the other team scores. We have to be on our game and never, ever take the foot off the gas for a second."
~~USCHO Poster
"BG was relentless. It's like they know that a good first pass on the breakout from a defenseman will almost always result in an odd-man rush against them - but they go in anyway and dare you to make that pass. All three of their goals were just grit and effort. That's a team any fan can be proud to support...they give all they've got."
~~USCHO Poster, AFTER Tech beat us
#NeverGiveUp
#NeverSurrender
#Relentless
#Resiliant
~~USCHO Poster
"BG was relentless. It's like they know that a good first pass on the breakout from a defenseman will almost always result in an odd-man rush against them - but they go in anyway and dare you to make that pass. All three of their goals were just grit and effort. That's a team any fan can be proud to support...they give all they've got."
~~USCHO Poster, AFTER Tech beat us
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Re: Paper Cutter?
Ahh, I forget you went to Wood County Junior College- a tip is a slender, pointed extremity. The tip of a finger would be slender and pointed, hence the corner of that tip would also fit the definition... oh, never mind.Falcon Fanatic wrote:NO, it was the CORNER of the tip. Can't you read? Oh wait...you went to Bancroft High...nevermind!h2oville rocket wrote:So... the tip of the tip? and that's not a tip? Sounds like a tip squared.Falcon Fanatic wrote:It was the CORNER of the tip....and I don't know who you're talking about....BGFan wrote:It seems that I know someone who cut the tip of their finger off with a paper cutter....
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Re: Paper Cutter?
So, this showed up today. I'll give her a week before I get to start calling her "Stubby"
Martin Yale Premier Sharpcut Trimmer - Cuts 15 Sheet - 15" Cutting Length - Wood Base - Woodgrain, Maple
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Martin Yale Premier Sharpcut Trimmer - Cuts 15 Sheet - 15" Cutting Length - Wood Base - Woodgrain, Maple
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0096XUX0E/ref ... us?ie=UTF8
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Re: Paper Cutter?
Wood Country Junior College? Owens?h2oville rocket wrote:Ahh, I forget you went to Wood County Junior College- a tip is a slender, pointed extremity. The tip of a finger would be slender and pointed, hence the corner of that tip would also fit the definition... oh, never mind.Falcon Fanatic wrote:NO, it was the CORNER of the tip. Can't you read? Oh wait...you went to Bancroft High...nevermind!h2oville rocket wrote:So... the tip of the tip? and that's not a tip? Sounds like a tip squared.Falcon Fanatic wrote:It was the CORNER of the tip....and I don't know who you're talking about....BGFan wrote:It seems that I know someone who cut the tip of their finger off with a paper cutter....
"Regarding BGSU, I would think their biggest strength is that they never give up, They never slow down and they battle hard even after the other team scores. We have to be on our game and never, ever take the foot off the gas for a second."
~~USCHO Poster
"BG was relentless. It's like they know that a good first pass on the breakout from a defenseman will almost always result in an odd-man rush against them - but they go in anyway and dare you to make that pass. All three of their goals were just grit and effort. That's a team any fan can be proud to support...they give all they've got."
~~USCHO Poster, AFTER Tech beat us
#NeverGiveUp
#NeverSurrender
#Relentless
#Resiliant
~~USCHO Poster
"BG was relentless. It's like they know that a good first pass on the breakout from a defenseman will almost always result in an odd-man rush against them - but they go in anyway and dare you to make that pass. All three of their goals were just grit and effort. That's a team any fan can be proud to support...they give all they've got."
~~USCHO Poster, AFTER Tech beat us
#NeverGiveUp
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h2oville rocket
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Re: Paper Cutter?
Nah, the one southwest of there. In Bowling Green. You don't remember going there? I have that problem sometimes, too. Age, drugs, alcohol or a combination of the three.Falcon Fanatic wrote:Wood Country Junior College? Owens?h2oville rocket wrote:Ahh, I forget you went to Wood County Junior College- a tip is a slender, pointed extremity. The tip of a finger would be slender and pointed, hence the corner of that tip would also fit the definition... oh, never mind.Falcon Fanatic wrote:NO, it was the CORNER of the tip. Can't you read? Oh wait...you went to Bancroft High...nevermind!h2oville rocket wrote:So... the tip of the tip? and that's not a tip? Sounds like a tip squared.Falcon Fanatic wrote:It was the CORNER of the tip....and I don't know who you're talking about....BGFan wrote:It seems that I know someone who cut the tip of their finger off with a paper cutter....
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Re: Paper Cutter?
What? Did someone say something?h2oville rocket wrote:Nah, the one southwest of there. In Bowling Green. You don't remember going there? I have that problem sometimes, too. Age, drugs, alcohol or a combination of the three.Falcon Fanatic wrote:Wood Country Junior College? Owens?h2oville rocket wrote:Ahh, I forget you went to Wood County Junior College- a tip is a slender, pointed extremity. The tip of a finger would be slender and pointed, hence the corner of that tip would also fit the definition... oh, never mind.Falcon Fanatic wrote:NO, it was the CORNER of the tip. Can't you read? Oh wait...you went to Bancroft High...nevermind!h2oville rocket wrote:So... the tip of the tip? and that's not a tip? Sounds like a tip squared.Falcon Fanatic wrote:It was the CORNER of the tip....and I don't know who you're talking about....BGFan wrote:It seems that I know someone who cut the tip of their finger off with a paper cutter....
"Regarding BGSU, I would think their biggest strength is that they never give up, They never slow down and they battle hard even after the other team scores. We have to be on our game and never, ever take the foot off the gas for a second."
~~USCHO Poster
"BG was relentless. It's like they know that a good first pass on the breakout from a defenseman will almost always result in an odd-man rush against them - but they go in anyway and dare you to make that pass. All three of their goals were just grit and effort. That's a team any fan can be proud to support...they give all they've got."
~~USCHO Poster, AFTER Tech beat us
#NeverGiveUp
#NeverSurrender
#Relentless
#Resiliant
~~USCHO Poster
"BG was relentless. It's like they know that a good first pass on the breakout from a defenseman will almost always result in an odd-man rush against them - but they go in anyway and dare you to make that pass. All three of their goals were just grit and effort. That's a team any fan can be proud to support...they give all they've got."
~~USCHO Poster, AFTER Tech beat us
#NeverGiveUp
#NeverSurrender
#Relentless
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Re: Paper Cutter?
My wife is a teacher. When she asks me to do something like that I respond with "You should have done that in July." She gets mad, leaves the room and I watch sports in peace.
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pdt1081
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Well, my wife decided she wanted an additional job for the summertime, so I really can't complain about small stuff like that.BGorDeath wrote:My wife is a teacher. When she asks me to do something like that I respond with "You should have done that in July." She gets mad, leaves the room and I watch sports in peace.
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