Al Golden...
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..hoped to have a new linebacker coach in time for Saturday. Unfortunately, Naomi Campbell, the highly motivated catwalk mega supermodel, postponed her meeting with Golden following her arrest in London on Wednesday after a "misunderstanding" with her, uh, lifestyle counsellor.
Naomi's spokesman said she hopes to meet Coach Golden when she returns to New York in December to face unrelated charges concerning another mysterious "misunderstanding", this time involving a diamond encrusted mobile 'phone which horizontally fell at terminal velocity on her unfortunate asistant's head. As in a "line drive".
The lady, m'lord, is not for turning.
Naomi's spokesman said she hopes to meet Coach Golden when she returns to New York in December to face unrelated charges concerning another mysterious "misunderstanding", this time involving a diamond encrusted mobile 'phone which horizontally fell at terminal velocity on her unfortunate asistant's head. As in a "line drive".
The lady, m'lord, is not for turning.

