Chris Petersen...

Alanweezie · Post by **Alanweezie** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:40 am

Hopes BG is as generous to the Broncos as they were to the Gophers.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:00 pm

does not own a RV, horse, cow, or a gun.

(EVERYONE out here owns at one of those, normally two or three)

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:33 pm

is a Democrat and hates retired LA cops as well as potatoes.

1boisebro · Post by **1boisebro** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:29 pm

... is his own half-brother on his sister's side twice removed.

The Niz · Post by **The Niz** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:31 pm

..wishes to be known from here on out as McLovin.

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:49 pm

...wants to name his next child Peter, regardless of sex.

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:51 pm

....refuses to recruit any player from Norwegian descent.

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:54 pm

...has thrown Barack Obama off the Lucky Peak Reservoir on more than one occasion hoping his wish will come true.

Yes, that's right, CHANGE.

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:14 pm

...drank a case of O'Douls and stumbled around for an hour slurring his words and wetting himself before realizing it was non-alcoholic beer.

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:26 pm

Peregrinner wrote:...drank a case of O'Douls and stumbled around for an hour slurring his words and wetting himself before realizing it was non-alcoholic beer.

...then played along some more just to be cool.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:29 pm

...might be manbearpig.

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:15 pm

...clings to his guns and religion.

...is tired of hearing "CP" is Corey Partridge instead of him!

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:17 pm

Falconfreak90 wrote:...clings to his guns and religion.

...is tired of hearing "CP" is Corey Partridge instead of him!

...and is bitter

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:28 pm

refers to his players as "My Little Ponies"

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:03 pm

...energizes his players before a game by yelling "ridem cowboy"

--MH