Miami vs BG Predictions

rocketfootball · Post by **rocketfootball** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:48 pm

Miami has no offense. They will be lucky to score 10 points.

BGSU 28
Miami 10

Man, that hurt saying that!

bgsufalcon24 · Post by **bgsufalcon24** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:15 pm

Peregrinner wrote:My prediction:

The game ends 0-0 as the "curse of family/parents/legal guardian weekend" strikes again and parents of BGSU students finally snap over the high cost of tuition and rush the field to tear players from both squads limb from limb just moments into the first quarter. 24 dances a jig on the roof of the Sebo Center in celebration that he was the only one to predict the disaster. poorlycoachedbgsu blames Gregg Brandon for not throwing himself in front of the angry mob and for not coaching the players in the art of kung fu in order to defend themselves. Someone blames the band for the disaster. The band takes offense. They bicker back and forth about it. The argument drags on far longer than it needs to. Tekekini continues repeating "EMU" over and over, prompting an anonymous poster to send one of the giant, ugly birds to his doorstep to peck his eyes out. He is discovered the next day, badly injured on his front porch in his BGSU shorts, still repeating, "EMU... EMU..." Following the incident, the emu cannot be found because somehow Tom Amstutz caught it and ate it, feathers and all. Nick Moore punches him in the face for his stupidity and is arrested yet again. The sun continues to rise in the mornings, in spite of all of this.

The end.

Terry Streetman is the man!!

I better start planning my climb atop the Sebo Center. Maybe it'll be easier to drop out of a helicopter.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:26 am

rocketfootball wrote:Miami has no offense. They will be lucky to score 10 points.

BGSU 28
Miami 10

Man, that hurt saying that!

Unfortunately, I imagine the BG players and coaches know this.

Look for MU to score well into the 30's.

My prediction? BG is Whammied and loses again to a team they should have beaten. Miami is really down, but they were down even further in 87, 88, and 89 and BG S-T-I-L-L couldn't beat the Redskinned Birds.

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:49 am

Rightupinthere wrote:
rocketfootball wrote:Miami has no offense. They will be lucky to score 10 points.

BGSU 28
Miami 10

Man, that hurt saying that!
Unfortunately, I imagine the BG players and coaches know this.

Look for MU to score well into the 30's.

My prediction? BG is Whammied and loses again to a team they should have beaten. Miami is really down, but they were down even further in 87, 88, and 89 and BG S-T-I-L-L couldn't beat the Redskinned Birds.

Yeah, but Moe was the head coach during that span.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:11 am

tiznow wrote: Yeah, but Moe was the head coach during that span.

And Brandon has beaten them once in five tries. Moe was at least able to tie them twice in the same number of tries.

Kissing a sister is better than a knee to the groin.

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:50 am

Rightupinthere wrote:
tiznow wrote: Kissing a sister is better than a knee to the groin.

But if you would stop trying to kiss her, you wouldn't get that knee to the groin so often!

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:09 am

NWLB wrote:
Rightupinthere wrote: Kissing a sister is better than a knee to the groin.
But if you would stop trying to kiss her, you wouldn't get that knee to the groin so often!

Kissing sisters no longer exists with overtime rules. Groin/knee combinations, however, are prevalent when Brandon rules.

Dayons_Den · Post by **Dayons_Den** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:40 am

BG 35
MU 17

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:19 am

Rightupinthere wrote:
NWLB wrote:
Rightupinthere wrote: Kissing a sister is better than a knee to the groin.
But if you would stop trying to kiss her, you wouldn't get that knee to the groin so often!
Kissing sisters no longer exists with overtime rules. Groin/knee combinations, however, are prevalent when Brandon rules.

I wasn't talking about football.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:54 am

I predict we still can't kick.

--MH

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:45 pm

michhiker28 wrote:I predict we still can't kick.

--MH

But can we dig it?

Can you dig it?

CAN YOU DIG ITTTTTTTTTT!

JohnnySwoop '85 · Post by **JohnnySwoop '85** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:26 pm

BGSU 31
Miami 16

Closer than it looks though. Because its closer than it looks, the ensuing week is filled with questionable play calling, coaching tirades, and cuts on the band and game day atmosphere. order is restored when Elisha Cuthbert pics are pasted in....and then we look toward NIU which begets the jerry Kill thread

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:04 pm

Both defenses come to play. Miami's offense doesn't show up and BG spends way too much time on the super-predictable offense but AT wills the team to a victory. BG 24, Miami 13.

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:42 am

42 - 17 BG

mualum78 · Post by **mualum78** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:58 pm

bgsufalcon24 wrote:I guess it's my turn to start the prediction thread.

You guys are going to rip me on this one, but here goes. There's no rhyme or reason to why we shouldn't win this one. Miami stinks and we should beat the crap out of them. But for some reason, I have a very bad feeling about this game, as if we're about to be let down again. I called this game as a loss in preseason, and I'm not swaying from that position.

Clay Belton moves the Miami offense better than they have all season, and a combination of turnovers, bad play calling, bad preparation, the Miami Whammy, and the Parent Weekend Jinx adds up to a loss.

Miami 28
Bowling Green 24

Bgsufalcon24's probability of victory = 45%

You should play a lottery ticket this weekend! This is freaky! Almost dead on.

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