Marshall head coach Doc Holliday ....

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:10 pm

... is regularly asked what he wants on his Tombstone.

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:32 pm

...wishes his first name was Matt so he could play baseball.

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:41 pm

Moved to Huntington in hopes that the weather would cure his tuberculosis.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:48 pm

Keeps his enemies close and his cousins closer.

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:03 am

thinks its OK to corral BG's running backs.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 7:48 am

.... enjoys a good pistol whipping from a female friend.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 7:49 am

... can walk and chew gum at the same time ...... which makes him THE mental giant of Huntington.

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:04 am

...has a clause in his contract that makes Big Nose Kate the head cheerleader at Marshall during his tenure.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:38 am

...wishes Marshall's logo was a portrait of Stalin or Lenin.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:28 am

... saves a horse by riding a cowboy.

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:03 pm

... thinks trailer trash is the dumpster behind his double-wide.

ZuluWarrior · Post by **ZuluWarrior** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:26 pm

Likes to have tickle fights in the freshmen dorms.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:54 pm

...wants Rick Minter's job.

SaxyIrishTenor · Post by **SaxyIrishTenor** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:15 pm

is still really pissed at Jamie Oliver.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:41 pm

VDub26Falcon wrote:...wishes Marshall's logo was a portrait of Stalin or Lenin.

(I'll take it this week!)
....Because he is a COMMUNIST!