Miami Coach Mike Haywood...

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:57 am

...wears a dickey.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:55 am

can't understand why his players won't scrub his back in the shower

daspollak · Post by **daspollak** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:37 pm

always drops the soap in the shower.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:54 pm

...uses a Flowbee

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:23 pm

wishes they sold Snuggies at Aerpostale

RedHawk65 · Post by **RedHawk65** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:08 pm

...is the HC of a team that can move into a 1st place MAC East tie after tonight.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:34 pm

...loves Miami's delusional fans.

RedHawk65 · Post by **RedHawk65** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:59 pm

(Not delusional, fact. An MU win would propel them into a 1st place tie.)

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:16 pm

...loathes Miami fans who have no concept of what this thread is about.