West Virginia Head Coach Dana Holgorsen...

[BGFan]

isn't sure what "crampons" are but is pretty sure that they have something to do with his wife.

From Wikipedia: Compacted snow conditions allow mountaineers to progress on foot. Frequently crampons are required to travel efficiently over snow and ice.

[SICSICsez]

[quote="BGFan"]isn't sure what "crampons" are but is pretty sure that they have something to do with his wife.
quote]

Asks for extra crampons everytime he gets a salad.

[JoeFalcon]

...recently delivered the keynote address a booster club function where half the attendees were livestock.

[JoeFalcon]

...has had the the 1978 Mountain Fiddler CD playing for weeks in his car.

[falconfan1999]

plucks a mean banjo

[FortWayneFalcon]

...can think of nothing better than driving the backroads early saturday morning for some fresh pre-game roadkill stew.

....deserves a repeat...of last week. git er dunn!