Kent State University Head Coach Darrell Hazell...

[TG1996]

. . . likes his birds WITH teeth!

...and his women without!

[Flipper]

Can barely keep a straight face when telling the "Dri Archer ran a 4.21 40" story

[Falconian]

is arguably the most intellectual coach in the MAC. He comes from a family that puts education before anything else. His sister, who has a doctoral degree in medicine, works with my wife in the science department at a major Philadelphia university.

[kdog27]

Took a dump that stunk so bad he named it Dix Stadium.

[BGFalconfromCincy]

feeds trolls

[Falconfreak90]

Will not be a happy man at 3:30 Saturday afternoon.

[transfer2BGSU]

Wants to forget....

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[Flipper]

Thinks leisure suits are coming back...hopes they're bringing white dress shoes with them.

[Redwingtom]

...thought Ohio would beat us by 30...oh wait....that's Louis Kitton

[Falcon137]

....lost to Kentucky 47-14.

[footballguy51]

...hates winter, because his bald head gets cold too easily.

[Redwingtom]

...wears a bearded beanie in the winter.

[Ydfalcon]

.....Came to Kent State because he thought being a Golden Flash meant something else.

...and promptly bought this shirt after signing his contract, thinking it was perfectly labeled.

[BGFalconfromCincy]

...thinks factman, Sub Zero, and guest44 are the same person

[BGFan]

....thinks 12345 is a fine representative of Kent State.