WKU Head Coach Jeff Brohm...

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 5:22 pm

...has fantasies about Big Red

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:03 pm

Still isn't quite sure what a Hilltopper is. Then, again, neither is anyone else, including the spell checker...

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:44 pm

Likes to cosplay as Aquaman...

zete · Post by **zete** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:38 pm

........has been told by Jack Harbaugh to "stop calling".

ZuluWarrior · Post by **ZuluWarrior** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:12 pm

Told his team that FalconFast is just a term for people who avoid eating fowl products for religious reasons.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:02 pm

Saw "Bowling Green" on the schedule as the opponent for August 29th and assumed his team was having an intra-squad scrimmage.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:33 pm

...secretly wished a sinkhole would have swallowed the home locker room instead of the Corvette museum.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 12:53 am

Took a dump that stunk so bad he named it Bobby Petrino.

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:47 am

Listens to Coldplay.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 10:55 am

Thinks Tom Cruise is both "manly" and "dreamy"

FortWayneFalcon · Post by **FortWayneFalcon** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 8:37 pm

......has a fortress of solitude at Mammoth Cave National Park.

Critical Thinker · Post by **Critical Thinker** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:00 pm

...lives in a van down by the river.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 11:34 am

...finishes every sentence with the phrase "cuz that's how I roll"....

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 12:34 pm

....doesn't get why HilltopperFast isn't catching on

Pete Segaard · Post by **Pete Segaard** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 1:16 pm

...doesn't understand why his wife giggles when she calls him fast.