Scuds head coach Matt Campbell...

[footballguy51]

...Is disappointed this thread is only 2 pages long.

...tells all the ladies this thread is eight pages long.

...Doesn't believe that Amstutz was 12 pages long.

...but is more likely to believe it was 12 pages around.

[Flipper]

Refers to Tom Amstutz as "his spirit animal"

[gmartin]

.... decided to launch the rocket that was pointing at the Doyt to Syria and ISIS instead, drawing praise from our government.

[Critical Thinker]

.... decided to launch the rocket that was pointing at the Doyt to Syria and ISIS instead

...only to find out it couldn't be fired, making it as useless as his pass defense.

[Redwingtom]

...still doesn't realize that thing is actually a missile and not a rocket.