MORE STUPIDITY!

Falcon52 · Post by **Falcon52** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:26 pm

In all my years playing, never known anyone to pee themselves on the practice field. Have seen puke though. Also, crapped pants!

BGDrew · Post by **BGDrew** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:28 pm

Puking is a pretty daily thing for football.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:39 pm

Well now, that covers just about every excretion of which the human body is capable.

I'm looking foward to dinner now!

truth · Post by **truth** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:44 pm

skyline used to do our team meals. watchout in white.

RossfordFalcon · Post by **RossfordFalcon** » Thu May 05, 2005 5:21 pm

truth wrote:nobody pees their football pants. at least in my experience. also, i stopped wizzing in public after my 2nd yr here. by then i had a clue how to act. Still, just make em run coach. Nothing major.

I know this may sound gross, and I guess it is, but when I was in Pop Warner football my friend went to the bathroom and came back with crap on the back of his shirt. He said that there was no toilet paper and he was desprate ::puke:: . This is the same friend that pukes on a regular basis at football practices.

PGY Tiercel · Post by **PGY Tiercel** » Thu May 05, 2005 6:21 pm

Used to pee my self all the time in practice in high school/college. Maybe I'll reveal my sport later. Knew several cross country runners who peed while running a race as well. My uncle crapped his pants running a marathon in Rome and had to find some outhouse type structure to towel off and finish the race. Luckily he was wearing black pants. My dad said when He played rugby that they would just turn their back to the crowd and pee.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Thu May 05, 2005 8:45 pm

UK Peregrine wrote:Why even bother with going on the side of a building? Just go man, Oh...that's really warm.

SAMSONITE!!
...I was way off

Yeah this is really no big deal. It's just a ticket and a suspension for that would lead to the suspension of just about everyone at one time or another.

UK Peregrine · Post by **UK Peregrine** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:36 pm

PGY Tiercel wrote:Used to pee my self all the time in practice in high school/college.

PGY, I don't know as well as I thought I did.

Are you a relative of Moises Alou?

golfertk14 · Post by **golfertk14** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:51 pm

transfer2BGSU wrote:2 athletes at BGSU to appear in court

BOWLING GREEN - Two Bowling Green State University football players were charged with disorderly conduct after police saw them urinating outside a downtown bar over the weekend.

William L. "P.J." Pope, 21, a starting tailback from Fairfield, Ohio, and Jelani Jordan, 21, a defensive back from Atlanta, were arrested about 2:15 a.m. Saturday in the 100 block of East Court Street.

They are to appear in Bowling Green Municipal Court May 11 on the charge, a minor misdemeanor punishable by a maximum fine of $150.

http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ar ... /505050428

This sounds like that Seinfeld episode in the Parking Garage. "Adult diapers are expensive Jerry!"

truth · Post by **truth** » Fri May 06, 2005 3:18 am

shoot during swim season i used to be able to pee while i was moving. now you try that and tell me it doesnt take talent to stroke kick float and pee.

BGDrew · Post by **BGDrew** » Fri May 06, 2005 3:41 am

truth wrote:shoot during swim season i used to be able to pee while i was moving. now you try that and tell me it doesnt take talent to stroke kick float and pee.

I put down a case and was able to pee in the toilet w/ missing, tell me that isn't skill.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Fri May 06, 2005 7:20 am

It's been quite a long time since I've p!ssed on myself. Not so long at being p!ssed at myself.

With that, I believe there's nothing more to be said.

MORE STUPIDITY!

Re: MORE STUPIDITY!