I would like to say goodbye to Mr. Douche Bag in my own special way with a small poem...
Mr. Douche Bag I hardly knew ye...
Yet, each Saturday I would listen with glee...
Because I knew you would sound like a dick...
Simply because your are an arrogant prick...
I am sure at this moment, Mr. Douche Bag is waiting for his phone to ring because he thinks he is going to get his own syndicated show. It would be called "I'm Mr. Douche Bag and Everyone Sucks But Me and Nebraska".
So long loser.
Oh Sweet Mother of Jesus Thank You!
My tribute...
I like that steak comes from cows. That is why a cow will not think twice about eating you.
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Falcon30
- Tubist / Human SubWoofer
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Douchemonkey haikus
Bye douchemonkey Trev
We're not in the BCS
Now, neither are you
Douchemonkey fired!
Suck my mid-major ass cheek
You BCS shill
We're not in the BCS
Now, neither are you
Douchemonkey fired!
Suck my mid-major ass cheek
You BCS shill
Inventor of the Clusterf**k and Shoot offense.
