Dan Hawkins....

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:26 am

Invested in a ski resort in Nebraska

04forheisman · Post by **04forheisman** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:28 am

1987alum wrote:Invested in a ski resort in Nebraska

That Bob Denver is really full of s**t man!!!!!!!!

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:44 am

is not master of his domain

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:14 am

...is lobbying the NCAA to convert to metrics, because he thinks it would be really cool if Jared Zabransky would throw for 300 meters a game.

JohnnySwoop '85 · Post by **JohnnySwoop '85** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:48 am

and would have had only 2.4 turnovers against Georgia

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:50 am

...chews on borrowed pens.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:20 pm

...is worried about hurricanes in Idaho.

BG_Kiwi · Post by **BG_Kiwi** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:20 am

... looks like a monkey and smells like one too.

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:40 am

....isn't quite sure what a douche monkey is but thinks that Trev Alberts probably is one.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:47 am

...pulls up to a McDonald's drive through window in a minivan with 8 kids who have no idea what they want to order.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:04 pm

JoeFalcon wrote:...pulls up to a McDonald's drive through window in a minivan with 8 kids who have no idea what they want to order.

when the drive thru speaker invariably sputters the question of whether he "wants fries with that", he nods.

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:04 pm

....does not wash the peanut butter off his knife before tossing it in the sink.

....thinks Milli Vanilli actually sang their songs. "Girl you know its...Girl you know its....Girl you know its....Girl you know its...."

....won't share his GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip with his assistant coaches.

This thread is hilarious. Some here might have a career in comedy.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:24 pm

Is patiently waiting on his 10 million dollars from Ed McMahon

Intercept · Post by **Intercept** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:27 pm

...invented the "full body cramp."

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:29 pm

Can't wait to hug GB after the game