update on douchemonkey...

[TG1996]

It says Alberts has 3 children. I feel sorry for each of them and his wife. No one deserve to have someone like him for a father or husband (though it was her choice)

The way someone acts in front of a camera and the way they act in real life are two totally different things.

Well said. And while arrogant (and sometimes ignorant) in front of the camera, I still stand by my position that he said alot of what he said on ESPN to generate talk. Obviously he did just that. Personally, I'd rather watch him than listen to Lou Holtz stutter and slur his way through two hours, or Jim Donnan mindlessly read a teleprompter.

[Bleeding Orange]

All I know is that I want pictures - LOTS of pictures of douchemonkey in the Doyt if that does indeed become the case. Oh the glorious farking that could result from that! 8)

[Bash Riprock]

Here's my complaint about Trev Alberts. To be perfectly frank and honest, it started out rather focused but I soon found, as I worked on my primary hypothesis and sought corroboration from other sources, that I have quite a number of different things to say about Trev Alberts. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how I am troubled by Alberts's constant exaggerations and half-truths. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, wherever you look, you'll see Alberts enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. One argument he makes is that it is his moral imperative to lower this country's moral tone and depreciate its commercial integrity. That's just sheer arrant nonsense. The truth is that his comrades actually believe the bunkum they're always mouthing. That's because these types of dotty low-lifes are idealistic, have no sense of history or human nature, and they think that what they're doing will somehow improve the world when you least expect it. In reality, of course, Alberts's a pretty good liar most of the time. However, he tells so many lies, he's bound to trip himself up someday.

Did Alberts get dropped on his head when he was young, or did he take massive doses of drugs to believe that he holds a universal license that allows him to authorize, promote, celebrate, and legitimize discourteous separatism? Let me give you a hint: The poisonous wine of militarism had been distilled long before he entered the scene. Alberts is merely the agent decanting the poisonous fluid from its bottle into the jug that is world humanity. If you can go more than a minute without hearing him talk about mysticism, you're either deaf, dumb, or in a serious case of denial. Alberts wants to purge the land of every non-obtuse person, gene, idea, and influence. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is Alberts's gossamer grasp of reality.

When people say that bigotry and hate towards non-BCS schools or mid-majors are alive and well, they're right. And Alberts is to blame. My real point here is that whenever he is blamed for conspiring to perpetuate harmful stereotypes, he blames his serfs. Doing so reinforces their passivity and obedience and increases their guilt, shame, terror, and conformity, thereby making them far more willing to help Alberts declare that a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance. Viewing all this from a higher vantage point, we can see that I've heard of depraved things like denominationalism and gangsterism. But I've also heard of things like nonviolence, higher moralities, and treating all beings as ends in and of themselves -- ideas which his ignorant, unthinking, nefarious brain is too small to understand. Make special note of that point, because it's possible that there is an open consensus that this cannot go on much longer. However, I cannot speculate about that possibility here because I need to devote more space to a description of how Alberts maliciously defames and damagingly misrepresents everyone and everything around him. There's a word for that: libel. Let me conclude by saying that we who want to defy the international enslavement of entire peoples will not rest until we do.

[San Diego Falcon]

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It says Alberts has 3 children. I feel sorry for each of them and his wife. No one deserve to have someone like him for a father or husband (though it was her choice)
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The way someone acts in front of a camera and the way they act in real life are two totally different things.

That's true for some people. But based upon his quotes in that article, he's an ever bigger jerk in real life than he was on TV.

[Germainfitch1]

“More than likely, I’ll be making a lifestyle and professional change, which I suppose isn’t always bad.


With his TV days apparently behind him, he said he’s become “intrigued” by potential opportunities in construction and real estate, among other possibilities.


To me, this all reads that he is planning on becoming a gay bulldozer operator.

Will he be operating a gay bulldozer or is he a gay operator of a bulldozer? That wasn't completely clear.

[BGorDeath]

“More than likely, I’ll be making a lifestyle and professional change, which I suppose isn’t always bad.


With his TV days apparently behind him, he said he’s become “intrigued” by potential opportunities in construction and real estate, among other possibilities.


To me, this all reads that he is planning on becoming a gay bulldozer operator.

Will he be operating a gay bulldozer or is he a gay operator of a bulldozer? That wasn't completely clear.

I think he will be a gay operator of a gay bulldozer. That way stick shift fun will be recipricol.

[1boisebro]

Here's my complaint about Trev Alberts. To be perfectly frank and honest, it started out rather focused but I soon found, as I worked on my primary hypothesis and sought corroboration from other sources, that I have quite a number of different things to say about Trev Alberts. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how I am troubled by Alberts's constant exaggerations and half-truths. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, wherever you look, you'll see Alberts enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. One argument he makes is that it is his moral imperative to lower this country's moral tone and depreciate its commercial integrity. That's just sheer arrant nonsense. The truth is that his comrades actually believe the bunkum they're always mouthing. That's because these types of dotty low-lifes are idealistic, have no sense of history or human nature, and they think that what they're doing will somehow improve the world when you least expect it. In reality, of course, Alberts's a pretty good liar most of the time. However, he tells so many lies, he's bound to trip himself up someday.

Did Alberts get dropped on his head when he was young, or did he take massive doses of drugs to believe that he holds a universal license that allows him to authorize, promote, celebrate, and legitimize discourteous separatism? Let me give you a hint: The poisonous wine of militarism had been distilled long before he entered the scene. Alberts is merely the agent decanting the poisonous fluid from its bottle into the jug that is world humanity. If you can go more than a minute without hearing him talk about mysticism, you're either deaf, dumb, or in a serious case of denial. Alberts wants to purge the land of every non-obtuse person, gene, idea, and influence. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is Alberts's gossamer grasp of reality.

When people say that bigotry and hate towards non-BCS schools or mid-majors are alive and well, they're right. And Alberts is to blame. My real point here is that whenever he is blamed for conspiring to perpetuate harmful stereotypes, he blames his serfs. Doing so reinforces their passivity and obedience and increases their guilt, shame, terror, and conformity, thereby making them far more willing to help Alberts declare that a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance. Viewing all this from a higher vantage point, we can see that I've heard of depraved things like denominationalism and gangsterism. But I've also heard of things like nonviolence, higher moralities, and treating all beings as ends in and of themselves -- ideas which his ignorant, unthinking, nefarious brain is too small to understand. Make special note of that point, because it's possible that there is an open consensus that this cannot go on much longer. However, I cannot speculate about that possibility here because I need to devote more space to a description of how Alberts maliciously defames and damagingly misrepresents everyone and everything around him. There's a word for that: libel. Let me conclude by saying that we who want to defy the international enslavement of entire peoples will not rest until we do.

um... i just don't like his hair.

and, um, his elitism towards non-BCS.

and that #%!$ smirk.

and his hair. again.