Brian Kelly

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:34 am

Brian Kelly puts his pants on one leg at a time. He's very proud of the fact that they're "big boy" pants.

Brian Kelly...."accident free" since June of 2004

Falcon52 · Post by **Falcon52** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:55 am

Brian Kelly schedules a staff meeting at noon and doesn't provide lunch.

Off I go.

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:14 pm

Brian Kelly is trying to recruit Coach Numnutz as his punter because he is built "just right" for the position.

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:29 pm

Brian Kelly is still sad about his disappointing game against 'bye' the other week, the bottom ten told him so.

Falcon52 · Post by **Falcon52** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:38 am

Brian Kelly completely restored and keeps in mint condition as his prize possession a 1987 Suzuki Samuri. Color - Yellow.

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:26 am

Brian Kelly burst into tears when he saw how sad I looked in my avatar.

Metz · Post by **Metz** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:22 am

BGSUfanatUT wrote:Brian Kelly burst into tears when he saw how sad I looked in my avatar.

We've been over this before! You look like a killer, not a cute puppy dog!

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:43 pm

McMetz811 wrote:
BGSUfanatUT wrote:Brian Kelly burst into tears when he saw how sad I looked in my avatar.
We've been over this before! You look like a killer, not a cute puppy dog!

I think he looks a little crazed.....kinda like a BGSU student having a nightmare about having to attend classes at UT. Enough to make anybody come a bit unglued.

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:47 pm

Oh yeah, Brian Kelly wears pink panties with frilly stuff on them. Another way to get in touch with the feminine side of Brian's brain.

Falcon52 · Post by **Falcon52** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:20 am

Brian Kelly gets rides on the back of Harley Davidson motorcycles from other men. Unless a side car is available. He also wears leather chaps with shorts.

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:22 am

brian kelly wishes he could just forfiet so he wont pass army on the bottom ten list.

ham0331 · Post by **ham0331** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:43 am

Don't forget one thing: Brian Kelly can coach as is evidenced by two Div. II National championships in the past three years at Grand Valley. CMU will be ready to play Saturday.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:45 am

Brian Kelly can't spell "forfeit"

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:06 pm

OK, for the last time, spell checkers are the spawn of satan to engineers. I do not use them, nor will I ever. I type really fast and most of the time hit keys in reverse order. so gnya!

o, and Brian Kelly thinks he's too good for not using spell check.

Falcon52 · Post by **Falcon52** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:06 pm

Brian Kelly thought his wife was cheating on him with a guy named Purse, because he overheard her telling a girlfriend she really wanted some COACH purse. He was very jealous and spent many hours on the internet searching for the school he coached at.