Frank Solich

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:47 pm

...would have voted for the Whig Party had he voted today

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:47 pm

....is pissed Mike Singletary stole his idea to do a halftime speech with his pants around his ankles

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:00 pm

...cast a write-in vote for Turd Sandwich.

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:06 pm

...blames the band for the economic crisis.

Strouse · Post by **Strouse** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:09 pm

...blames the band for any "hanging chad" that might occur

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:23 pm

... apparently had a late night last night.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:38 pm

is physically incapable of bowling a game over 100!

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:52 pm

is part of a drinking team with a football problem

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:37 am

Just cannot "Barack Obama" how his team can blow so hot one week and so cold the next.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:59 am

...is so short he can't see over the crest of the field.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:00 am

...has popcorn muscles.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:32 am

... plays Phil Collins cover songs at airport piano bars in the off season.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:56 am

...thinks Popeye's forearms were completely normal.

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:01 am

.....drank the entire town of Athens under the table this past weekend.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:08 am

...is going to start wearing a whistle during games to "keep tradition alive".