Missouri Head Coach Gary Pinkel...

[1987alum]

... picks his insurance based on the company's TV commercials and right now he can't decide between Geico and Progressive. He scratched Allstate off the list - that dude creeps him out!

[NWLB]

....will still have a lifetime losing record against BGSU a year from now.

[bgsufn]

... left Toledo for greener pastures. Literally.

[eRichFalcon]

...after next Saturday will coach "The University of Misery".

...and after next Saturday will be sending one of these to Larry Blakeney

[Sidejudge]

...paid $9.95 to watch the BG -Troy game on the internet and now wants his money back.

[VDub26Falcon]

...thinks Tom Petty rocks harder than Bruce Springsteen.

[The Niz]

has made several trips to the store for depends since Thursday.

[falconfan1999]

is on a diet consisting of Malox, Tums and Kaopectate after watching the 2nd half of the BG-Troy game!

[MajorFalcon92]

Favorite singers are Pink, and lives in a little pink house not like you and me.

[always a falcon]

... will purposely wear white sneakers after Labor Day.

[falconfan1999]

really misses getting his arse handed to him by BG

[ZiggyZoomba]

...still has "Scooter" and "Gary" on speed dial....

[JoeFalcon]

...is upset that this man still refuses to recognize his state.

[JoeFalcon]

...traded his playbook for some magic beans.

[michhiker28]

Is busy trying to recruit Blount.

-MH