Ball State Head Coach Stan Parrish....

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:43 pm

...has a doctor that's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed his knee and told him to cough. Then hit him in the balls with a hammer.

vwfalcon · Post by **vwfalcon** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:47 pm

...can't believe that Freddie Barnes has more receptions (75) than his top 3 receivers combined (70) and almost as many yards (722-763).

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:14 pm

Is still not sure how he got the job.

--MH

Class of 61 · Post by **Class of 61** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:34 pm

Thought he was still coaching at Parma High (same school colors)= "almost"

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:19 pm

.... always responds to his assistance coaches with "I know, right?"

rood · Post by **rood** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:25 am

...makes his wife call him the "Wabash Cannonball" during sex.

bgsufn · Post by **bgsufn** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:00 am

Thought he got the Bali State job.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:38 pm

bgsufn wrote:Thought he got the Bali State job.

...and couldn't wait to see the Balinese cheerleaders.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:52 pm

Made a cool hundy selling the rights to his bio-pic:

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:01 pm

...hates puppies.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:06 pm

...has 8 secrets the credit card companies don't want you to know.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:32 pm

Tells people he's Eminem's "Stan".....

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:43 pm

... secretly thinks that the Swine Flu comes from Pigskin

Falcon Fanatic · Post by **Falcon Fanatic** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:06 pm

VDub26Falcon wrote:...hates puppies.

...and kittens.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:34 pm

refers to himself as the MAC dad then makes his team.....jump jump.

--MH