Wisconsin Head Coach Barry Alvarez ...

Tricky_Falcon · Post by **Tricky_Falcon** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:26 pm

wants to party at the #1 party school like Larry Eustachy

Dayons_Den · Post by **Dayons_Den** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:44 pm

secretly wishes he got the Iowa job over Kirk Ferentz when his mentor Hayden Fry stepped down. . .

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:09 pm

Nods his head at the speaker when placing an order in the drive-thru[sic].

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:07 pm

...wears a "bro."

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:33 pm

...likes his martinis stirred, not shaken. Because he is a communist.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:42 am

........goes 'clubbing' in black leather chaps and vest - and not much else.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:20 am

.....Cuts John Stocco's food for him.

Falcon52 · Post by **Falcon52** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:55 am

.... was a finalist in this seasons reality TV show "The Biggest Loser."

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:50 am

... refuses to ask for directions ...

BGDrew · Post by **BGDrew** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:52 am

...secretly wants to get on Celebrity Fit Club to party with Busey...

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:30 pm

...burns ants with a magnifying glass. During practice.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:32 pm

.....reports bogus city names to Mapquest.

FormerFreddie · Post by **FormerFreddie** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:52 pm

...has a son who put a parrot in a microwave.

Oh, wait. That really happened.

http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/104/WI/US/1

BGBreeze · Post by **BGBreeze** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:40 pm

....thinks the MAC is back so he'll take his with double mayo and cheese!!

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:49 pm

....thinks soccer is for pansies