Joe Novak

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 4:50 pm

Joe Novak is one step of the ladder higher then Ton Numbnutz

77 91 92 94 · Post by **77 91 92 94** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:19 pm

Joe Novak had a dream last night that he drank the worlds largest margarita and he woke up and there was salt on the toilet lid....

....he ate the worm in there too!!!

BGGrad01 · Post by **BGGrad01** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:41 pm

Bassdrummin wrote:Joe Novak thinks UT has a great offense.

Joe Novak also thinks that UT has a great defense.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:55 pm

Joe Novak asks recruits to "pull his finger."

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 6:02 pm

And the best news is that Joe Novak's poodle took a picture of it all, AS IT HAPPENED, with Joe's mobile phone, just to prove IT CAN BE DONE. Yo, punk, how swish is that?

Bassdrummin · Post by **Bassdrummin** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 7:17 pm

Joe Novak doesn't put ice on the keg.

niucob86 · Post by **niucob86** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 7:56 pm

Now is that any way to treat the grandfatherly 59 year old coach from Mentor?
Wow... you guys are a tough crowd!

The boredom of the "off" week is killing you guys, isn't it?
And it's not even Tuesday yet!

Tricky_Falcon · Post by **Tricky_Falcon** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 8:34 pm

niucob86 wrote:Now is that any way to treat the grandfatherly 59 year old coach from Mentor?
Wow... you guys are a tough crowd!

The boredom of the "off" week is killing you guys, isn't it?
And it's not even Tuesday yet!

We got the idea from the Sooners board when they did the same thing about coach Brandon. It's all in good fun.

The off week is killing a lot of us here.

Tricky_Falcon · Post by **Tricky_Falcon** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 8:35 pm

Joe Novak loves nail-biters against 1-AA teams.

Tommy Glantz Is A Sniper · Mon Sep 13, 2004 8:47 pm

Joe Novak didn't know Southern Illinois is a I-AA team.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:30 pm

Joe Novak has all of Ron Popeil's products. He especially enjoys making low-fat Turkey Jerky.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:32 pm

Joe Novak drives through Toledo with the windows down.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:32 pm

Following Saturday's narrow win over SIU, NIU coach Joe Novak drank until he blew chunks.

In a related story, walk on DT Brian "Chunks" O'Doul will be given a full scholarship. Novak cited Chunks' willingness to "take one for the team" as the key factor in his decision.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:33 pm

Joe Novak spent three-grand on a Johnson rod.

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:27 pm

Joe Novak's left arm is not smooth..... in fact it is actually a bump rub.