BG/Akron Predictions

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:42 pm

BGSU33 wrote:
1987alum wrote:Prediction:

BG wins.
No one is injured.
Peasants rejoice.
1987alum,

Since I am aware of "Noah's Streak," I've got to ask, will he be in attendance for any more games this year? Any chance we could borrow him for a trip to Oxford?

Believe it or not, I was toying with the idea of going to the Miami game. The teachers in our district just went out on strike, so Noah probably won't have school that week. Unfortunately, we overdid it a bit on the vacation front this year, so disposable income is a little scarce. That means asking Mrs. 87 about a trip to Oxford would certainly land me in the dog house.

UK Peregrine · Post by **UK Peregrine** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:46 pm

BG - 62 (Yep, we missed an extra point again, which makes we so mad.)
Akron - 7 (Oh and they blocked a damn punt for their touchdown. What in the hell is going on out there?!)

MACMAN · Post by **MACMAN** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:50 pm

Turner makes a good showing and the puts up some good yards, but those yards do not equate to point.
2 blocked punts, 2 presured punts that go nowhere, 1 missed extra point 0 field goals.

Akron 17
BGSU 6

patrickbg · Post by **patrickbg** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:56 pm

Bowling Green State University 24
University of Akron 17

*add additional smart-ass comment.

hammb · Post by **hammb** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:57 pm

Akron - 184
BG - 0

When the starting lineups are announced the Falcons team hears, for the first time, that Omar is not able to play. Not expecting that they all stand there in utter disbelief with urine running down their legs. Many of the stars are seen in the corner huddling around muttering something about Uncle Rico...

By the second half Brandon is in a fit and puts in all the injured players and plays every true freshman. Finally we hit deep ball to Rhett Magner. Upon seeing this Winovich is so pissed about the Musselman article, and wanting to prove that he can make a tackle, sprints to the sideline and takes down Rhett before he could reach the endzone. Magner suffers a broken fibula and is carted off...resulting in more urine dribbling down the legs of our players.

As the final seconds tick down the entire team, realizing they cannot live up to azz.com expectations, throws themselves off the highest level of the Doyt.

BG never participates in NCAA football again

Dayons_Den · Post by **Dayons_Den** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:02 pm

My prediction for this weekend's game-

Me- drunk
Hammb- drunker

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:03 pm

Dayons_Den wrote:My prediction for this weekend's game-

Me- drunk
Hammb- drunker

I'll put money on that one.

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:04 pm

Hammb, I like your positivity.

But I doubt Winovich could actually make the tackle. I would have said he misses Magner completely, lands awkwardly and breaks his collarbone.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:07 pm

hammb wrote:Akron - 184
BG - 0

When the starting lineups are announced the Falcons team hears, for the first time, that Omar is not able to play. Not expecting that they all stand there in utter disbelief with urine running down their legs. Many of the stars are seen in the corner huddling around muttering something about Uncle Rico...

By the second half Brandon is in a fit and puts in all the injured players and plays every true freshman. Finally we hit deep ball to Rhett Magner. Upon seeing this Winovich is so pissed about the Musselman article, and wanting to prove that he can make a tackle, sprints to the sideline and takes down Rhett before he could reach the endzone. Magner suffers a broken fibula and is carted off...resulting in more urine dribbling down the legs of our players.

As the final seconds tick down the entire team, realizing they cannot live up to azz.com expectations, throws themselves off the highest level of the Doyt.

BG never participates in NCAA football again

Boy is that gonna be sad.

I personally think that only a handful of players will show up becuase most will figure that if the Blade and 70% of AZZ.com have given up on them, what the heck is the point? We will not have enough players suited up to field an entire unit on either side of the ball and we will have to forfeit the game. Brandon will then pull 76 scholarships and, refusing to not play, will suit up the men's soccer team for the trip to Kent. We will run nothing but the option against Kent because the coaching staff will be too busy scouring the country for JUCO's to call plays.

We then proceed to go 0 for the next four decades. Hellfire and brimstone begin falling upon the city of Bowling Green and the University is taken over by evil robots who will quickly abolish the College of Arts and Sciences and create a college of engineering and call it a "Medical School." Students will be forced to wear tinfoil helmets so their professors don't suck out their souls through their scalps.

There are changes afoot, my friends, and we have Western Michigan to blame...

hammb · Post by **hammb** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:20 pm

1987alum wrote:
Dayons_Den wrote:My prediction for this weekend's game-

Me- drunk
Hammb- drunker
I'll put money on that one.

Don't know about that...I'm gonna do my best to have beer for this week's game. Bringing a 1/2 Gallon of Crown Royal was a bad idea. I have this problem with liquor while tailgating. At the beginning of the day it is perfectly fine, but the drinks get progressively stiffer until by the end of the day there is almost no room for pop and I'm drinking basically whiskey on ice...OOPS

That is why I'm a beer drinker normally.

The fact that we went through about 3/4 a bottle of Smirnoff orange twist doing shots is probably not a good sign either...

Yes, I think I should stick to beer...

Goose · Post by **Goose** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:49 pm

Bleeding Orange wrote:Brandon will then pull 76 scholarships and, refusing to not play, will suit up the men's soccer team for the trip to Kent.

With the soccer team out on the field there is a good chance we may be able to make an extra point or even a field goal!

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:53 pm

hammb wrote:Akron - 184
BG - 0

As the final seconds tick down the entire team, realizing they cannot live up to azz.com expectations, throws themselves off the highest level of the Doyt.

in

...landing like huge chunks of concrete on the tarmac below.

BGGrad01 · Post by **BGGrad01** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:41 pm

Goose wrote:With the soccer team out on the field there is a good chance we may be able to make an extra point or even a field goal!

I'm not so sure. Our men's soccer team has won only 2 matches over the last two years, but if it was our women's soccer team, then maybe we would see some footballs fly through the uprights.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:45 pm

h2oville rocket wrote:
hammb wrote:Akron - 184
BG - 0

As the final seconds tick down the entire team, realizing they cannot live up to azz.com expectations, throws themselves off the highest level of the Doyt.

in
...landing like huge chunks of concrete on the tarmac below.

Where they bounce off like smaller chunks of concrete being hurled at the Toledo Police by the town's more enlightened citizens....

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:55 pm

BGGrad01 wrote:
Goose wrote:With the soccer team out on the field there is a good chance we may be able to make an extra point or even a field goal!
I'm not so sure. Our men's soccer team has won only 2 matches over the last two years, but if it was our women's soccer team, then maybe we would see some footballs fly through the uprights.

Well, if we need some pub, why not give some of our women soccer players a chance to kick a FGs and XPs, at least in practice?