Doug Martin

FalconFanKM · Post by **FalconFanKM** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:24 pm

...thinks the lead singer from Hootie and the Blowfish's first name is really Hootie.

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:19 pm

...wishes the Kent State board had as many upbeat football threads as AZZ.com.

No, really.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:41 pm

...thinks it is hard to coach football at a school when 98% of the fans are constantly wondering why the ball isn't round and why the players are in pants.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:09 pm

Bleeding Orange wrote:...thinks it is hard to coach football at a school when 98% of the fans are constantly wondering why the ball isn't round and why the players are in pants.

Their basketball players don't wear pants??????

......Giggles whenever someone says the stadium name

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:18 pm

San Diego Falcon wrote:or Billy

... or Ricky.

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:29 pm

always a falcon wrote:Their basketball players don't wear pants??????

...insists upon calling shorts by what he says is the proper name, "short pants."

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:21 pm

Schadenfreude wrote:
San Diego Falcon wrote:or Billy
... or Ricky.

or Mac or Buddy.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:58 am

Bleeding Orange wrote:...thinks it is hard to coach football at a school when 98% of the fans are constantly wondering why the ball isn't round and why the players are in pants.

...because he's a communist

...Think's Texas Hold'em Poker is truly a sport

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:05 am

is actually named Martin Doug, but doesn't have the guts to bring up the mistake to the Kent State administration.

JohnnySwoop '85 · Post by **JohnnySwoop '85** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:20 am

Thinks that song by Crosby Stills and Nash is the school fight song

San Diego Falcon · Post by **San Diego Falcon** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:44 pm

thinks that "Frickers" is a swingers' club

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:47 pm

... is often mistaken as the lead singer of Doug and the Slugs

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:47 pm

...refuses to recognize the versatility of Christopher Walken as an actor.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:29 am

... demanded that his entire team go out trick-or-treating and give all their candy to him.

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:14 pm

...makes his wife take a picture of him next to the x wing outside of mike's place every sunday afternoon.