Shane Montgomery

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:10 am

....doesn't drive an Audi.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:29 am

...'s Trek "eats Huffys and craps Murrays"

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:03 pm

dream car is a Power Wheels Jeep.

AJatBG · Post by **AJatBG** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:03 pm

...Bought two extra bottles of Stick-Um for his punter...just in case

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:17 pm

AJatBG wrote:...Bought two extra bottles of Stick-Um for his punter...just in case

changed the punter's numbers on his chest to a bullseye so the long snapper won't miss.

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:18 am

..unlike most hormonally normal men, is very polite about tossers who adhere door signs that say "push", but should read "pull". Or, is it "pull", but actually "push"? Or, maybe neither because it's just plain 'ckin locked, and now you've got to go through it again with the next one!!

Falconfliccbone · Post by **Falconfliccbone** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:51 am

...took his team shopping at J. Crew for a bonding experience and maxed out his credit card there.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:31 am

once spent hours stuck outside the locker room because the sign read "Keep this door closed at all times."

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:32 pm

... acknowledges that PD stands not for "Plain Dealer", but "Poe Ditch".

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:18 pm

...thinks a Wednesday night game in Kentucky shouldn't be too cold.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:34 pm

...is still pissed about the game interfering with his weekly Dungeons and Dragons match.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:20 am

thinks Stairway to Heaven is just another song

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:43 am

... gay.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:44 am

BTW - I think you need to frequent the chat room during hockey games to get that last one...

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:35 am

goofyeuph wrote:
AJatBG wrote:...Bought two extra bottles of Stick-Um for his punter...just in case
changed the punter's numbers on his chest to a bullseye so the long snapper won't miss.

those two are great

...is hoping that it rains Wednesday night