Shane Montgomery.....

Falcon137 · Post by **Falcon137** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:46 pm

....asks every player if he prefers Lacoste or Abercrombie

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:14 pm

wears ribbed polyester shirts with elastic bottoms, plaid short, and sandals with black knee high socks on all recruiting visits!

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:31 pm

...is frequently seen shopping at Goodwill and the Salvation Army.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:44 pm

eats SPAM with his fingers right out of the can!

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:13 pm

...needs TP, TP for his bunghole!

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:38 am

..... travels to small town in France, become drunk and disorderly, gets thrown in the jail, and eventually gets sprung by the American embassy.

He's a real commune-tests.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:04 am

jpfalcon09 wrote:...needs TP, TP for his bunghole!

That made me laugh out loud ...

... responds to every player's question with, "Are you threating me?"

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:56 am

... knows, deep down, that RedHawk is the ultimate white meat.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:58 am

... once heard students at the union talking about Frank Beamer.

"That's a icky name," Shane said. "I named my car 'Dylan'."

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:59 am

...goes to Star Wars Conventions dressed as Gandalf.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:12 am

...has more issues than an original subscriber to National Geographic.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:31 am

... expected Miami to have a beach and palm trees.

AZZZZ · Post by **AZZZZ** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:19 am

...is still looking for the "cradle" that everybody talks about.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:27 am

...sends out recruiting letters that start "Do you like long walks on the beach?"

Falcon30 · Post by **Falcon30** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:34 am

Schadenfreude wrote:... once heard students at the union talking about Frank Beamer.

"That's a icky name," Shane said. "I named my car 'Dylan'."

That was clever. Kudos.

Wonders why his shirt says "IMAIM" when he looks in the mirror.