Ball State Head Coach Stan Parrish....

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:43 pm

Wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire...

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:49 am

... holds out hope for another Sponge Bob movie.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:44 pm

Is at a loss for words.....oh wait.........no, nevermind.

--MH

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:51 pm

...tells everyone that Robert is his cousin.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:46 pm

like Braylon Edwards couldn't "catch" herpes in a whore house!

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:27 pm

...thinks he can dance.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:41 am

always a falcon wrote:...thinks he can dance.

but his friends can't dance. and if they can't dance, well then they're no friends of mine

ZuluWarrior · Post by **ZuluWarrior** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:43 am

Eats like David Letterman, has sex like Rick Majerus.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:40 am

...is heartbroken that this thread is not even 4 pages long yet.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:50 am

...wakes up every morning, looks in the mirror and says "I am Stan, THE MAN!"

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:08 am

... watches "We Are Marshall" each and every day and still regrets ever leaving Huntington.

BillyLP · Post by **BillyLP** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:11 pm

...cried because he was convinced he had killed himself after hearing eminem's song, 'Stan'

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:56 pm

Wishes people would read the thread so jokes don't get repeated...

rood · Post by **rood** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:58 pm

Wishes people would read the thread so jokes don't get repeated...

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:20 pm

...lost his life savings in a flowbee franchise when Randy Johnson canceled his endorsement deal.