Toledo Coach Matt Campbell...

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:04 pm

...cried for a week when The Wiggles broke up.

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:25 pm

...always enjoys taking a big whiff of his own farts.

Ydfalcon · Post by **Ydfalcon** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:52 pm

VDub26Falcon wrote:...really wants to incorporate the color red into the rocket uniforms in some way because...

...he's a communist!

Also...

...wears Dave Clawson pajamas to bed at night.

FortWayneFalcon · Post by **FortWayneFalcon** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:17 am

...parks his car in front of the Route 66 bar on Westwood Avenue so that the other coaches will stop calling him a....

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:19 am

....drinks his tea while holding his pinkie out

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:16 am

Has an odd sexual attraction to Freddy and Frieda Falcon. Although I must admit...Frieda's got a hell of a rack...

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:17 am

...hates Myles Pizza.

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:38 am

FortWayneFalcon wrote:...parks his car in front of the Route 66 bar on Westwood Avenue so that the other coaches will stop calling him a....

I believe the word of choice for this one was

...will stop calling him a pussy.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:45 am

Keeps his Christmas lights up until March.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:58 am

tried to schedule a game with the Houston Rockets and doesn't understand why they didn't return his calls

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:24 pm

...wants everyone to know if someone signs up here with the screen name Clawson4president that its him

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:48 am

...is not impressed.