Bill Cubit...

[Bleeding Orange]

...still has one of these on his desk:

...still has no idea what this is, though it is on his desk.

** - seriously, what the heck is that? Looks like a paper shredder, but I'm going to guess it is some sort of fancy digital juicer.

[Jacobs4Heisman]

....reads Danielle Steele novels at practice.

[Rollo83]

Thinks John Offerdahl and Jason Babin are still on the team.

[JoeFalcon]

...when asked about the lack of success at his three previous coordinator stops, pulls out a guitar and starts singing Crossfade's "What I really meant to say, is I'm sorry for the way I am."

[Schadenfreude]

... sniffs glue, even though it offends Bronco fans.

[patrickbg]

's email address is [email protected]. and loves responding to chain letters. i mean... who wants to be cursed with bad sex for the next 8 years?

[Rightupinthere]

...still has one of these on his desk:

...still has no idea what this is, though it is on his desk.

** - seriously, what the heck is that? Looks like a paper shredder, but I'm going to guess it is some sort of fancy digital juicer.

It's the Apple Cube which was a model in the late 90's. It was promptly replaced by the iMac.

.....measures everything with his forearm.

[Bleeding Orange]

...still has one of these on his desk:

...still has no idea what this is, though it is on his desk.

** - seriously, what the heck is that? Looks like a paper shredder, but I'm going to guess it is some sort of fancy digital juicer.

It's the Apple Cube which was a model in the late 90's. It was promptly replaced by the iMac.

.....measures everything with his forearm.

...thinks the "cube" would be much more fun if he could make carrot juice with it.

[goofyeuph]

...doesn't turn his cell phone off when going to the movies

[kdog27]

...sneaks beers into the bar.

[goofyeuph]

thinks chicks dig the short ball

[MiamiBando]

thinks resistance is futile.

[jacojdm]

thinks resistance is futile.

...actually cracks a smile when reading the bando's post.

[goofyeuph]

...doesn't like Cadbury Eggs!

[Jacobs4Heisman]

thinks resistance is futile.

...actually cracks a smile when reading the bando's post.

...thinks it is awesome when posts in an obviously tongue-in-cheek thread are still graced with the winking emoticon.