Jim Tressel

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:52 am

Has a dissociative personality he calls "tekekini".

...and doesn't know how to take a damn joke.
(despite being one)

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:12 am

....thinks SNL is better now than it ever has been.

doughash · Post by **doughash** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:19 am

...makes Mister Rogers look like a street thug.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:57 am

approves of global warming

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:00 am

...wants his team to be loosey Goosey for the game next week.
"after all, if it worked for Mo..."

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:53 am

...licks Tom Amstutz's dog's balls.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:32 am

...uses pickle juice as an astringent.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:36 am

Has a crush on Alizee and sings along to her music on the way to work everyday.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:45 am

...gets drunk off of malted milk.

rollalongFF0304 · Post by **rollalongFF0304** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:47 pm

...likes to quote a letter written on the 9th of June, 1909 from Henry S. Pritchett, President of the Carnegie Foundation to Ohio Governor Judson Harmon regarding the Foundation's rejection of the state of Ohio's application to have its university professors covered by the Carnegie Foundation's pension plan.

rollalongFF0304 · Post by **rollalongFF0304** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:51 pm

...is a panelist on VH1's "Best Week Ever."

rollalongFF0304 · Post by **rollalongFF0304** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:51 pm

...bought a t-shirt to save Screech's house.

rollalongFF0304 · Post by **rollalongFF0304** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:54 pm

...loves the movie "Kanagroo Jack."

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:57 pm

... gets distracted during coaches' meetings, pondering "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:57 pm

....is ready to welcome the opposing team traveling from some school in Kentucky.