Tom Amstutz

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:40 am

Was to fat to be Fat Bastard.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:42 am

....'s diet consists of Spam Lite slathered in Miracle Whip.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:19 am

...pitched a TV marketing campaign to NBC that included the phrase "Save the cheeseburger, Save the world."

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:09 am

...sweats when the weather reaches the 40's.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:12 am

...weighed 27 lbs. at birth.

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:51 am

Doesn't understand the show "The biggest Loser" ...

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:05 am

...wants to move the game to Wednesday so he can tailgate with the Freak and Freaklings on Tuesday as he thinks deep-fried Oreo's are just the bomb.

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:09 am

just finished his first turducken and is going back for more....

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:43 am

Thinks minature golf is played solely by midgets.

ffejfalcon · Post by **ffejfalcon** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:06 pm

....weights 600lbs Canadian.

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:19 pm

pours gravy on fruit to make it taste good.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:59 pm

...considers taco salad dieting

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:23 am

...caused Dr. Scholls foot gel insoles to burst.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:24 am

...may cause anal leakage.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:31 am

...reads each and every book recommended on Oprah.