Exciting News on Coaching Situation

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:34 pm

Al Pacino. Just because he was the worstmovie coach ever doesn't mean he can't coach BG.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:26 pm

Curt Miller.

MooneyRich86 · Post by **MooneyRich86** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:40 pm

Gary Moeller

San Diego Falcon · Post by **San Diego Falcon** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:29 am

Mike Martz

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:57 am

Bud Carson.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:22 am

We're going to hire a team of actuaries.

All decisions from recruiting, through playcalling, down to player relationships will be handled through statistical modeling.

*twitch*

daspollak · Post by **daspollak** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:40 am

I have a confession it will be I who will be the next HC at BG. They were impressed with my plan to recruit the prisons and juvenile detention centers for that untapped talent. You won't have an issue with someone using a lost credit card on my watch, but you may need to look out for assault, armed robbery, and manslaughter. Since I believe in our court system so much I won't suspend them until they are convicted and have used up all their appeal opportunities. I know I like to run a tight ship. You won't have to worry about a kid being academically ineligible either. Because we will recruit students to pretend they are my players in the classroom.

As far as gameday goes I plan to create an offensive playbook by throwing Spaghetti-O's against a wall and see how they slide down it. I just need Franco America to put a few X's in them now so I can have a defense to plan against as well. For my defensive gameplan, don't make me laugh, we play in the MAC. We don't need no stinkin defense.

As far as my relationship with fans go, you all suck unless you send a $100 check to me personally. Until then you will be nothing more than wanna-be's.

I hope you enjoy the upcoming seasons of my reign, and don't worry I won't leave BG for Utah. I can't survive without alcohol. Now if UNLV comes calling different story. You won't have to worry about first two years being good, because they are coming at the end of Brandon's.

FortWayneFalcon · Post by **FortWayneFalcon** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:51 am

Kevin Donley

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:07 am

Falcon30 · Post by **Falcon30** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:24 am

BGfootballfan wrote:According to my sources, we will have a new coach by the weekend. I think that everyone will be happy with the choice and this man will bring BG PRIDE back!!

Go Falcons!!

God, I hate posts like this.

According to MY sources...

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:28 am

Falcon30 wrote:
BGfootballfan wrote:According to my sources, we will have a new coach by the weekend. I think that everyone will be happy with the choice and this man will bring BG PRIDE back!!

Go Falcons!!
God, I hate posts like this.

According to MY sources...

You mean YOU don't have little voices in your head?

I do.

I really like what they tell me.

bgsufalcon24 · Post by **bgsufalcon24** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:46 am

Rightupinthere wrote:We're going to hire a team of actuaries.

All decisions from recruiting, through playcalling, down to player relationships will be handled through statistical modeling.

*twitch*

I guess we'll be running up the middle on most plays, anything else would be too risky.

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:55 am

Vince Lombardi's corpse?

BGfootballfan · Post by **BGfootballfan** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:44 pm

tick, tock, tick, tock......Is everyone excited yet?

jmillerbg · Post by **jmillerbg** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:46 pm

BGfootballfan wrote:tick, tock, tick, tock......Is everyone excited yet?

I would be more excited if someone would spill some actual beans around here. So should we expect a presser tomorrow?

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