Kent State Head Coach Doug Martin....

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:39 pm

really likes Nick Nolte's hair from his infamous DUI picture!

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:14 pm

...admonishes assistant coaches by knocking on their heads and yelling "Hello? McFly?"

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:41 am

...doesn't think you'd like him when he's angry.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:29 am

...won a Nobel Peace Prize for his team's performance in the MAC over the past several years.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:52 am

...still wears floaties at the pool.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:56 am

...often leave "floaties" in the pool.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:49 am

... just came the realization that - oh, wait. No he didn't.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:16 pm

Tires to pick uop older women in bars by telling them he was co star of "Rowan and Martin's Laugh In" back in the 60's and 70's

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:38 pm

....is upset that Carol Cartwright dropped the hockey program at KSU and not BGSU

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:35 pm

wishes that Hoss Cartwright was on his team

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:13 am

....fears the pic of the Minny State purple cow in the hockey forum

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:16 am

...IS GOING DOWN TODAY!!!!!!!!!