Frank Solich...

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:38 pm

....wishes Snakeman was an Ohio fan.

momtartin · Post by **momtartin** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:45 pm

... is having an affair with douchemonkey

tekekini · Post by **tekekini** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:56 pm

momtartin wrote:... is having an affair with douchemonkey

and douchemonkey plays the female in the relationship

::puke::

FalconAwesome · Post by **FalconAwesome** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:58 pm

....wonders if Falcons have sharp talons

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:01 pm

He feels pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
He feels pretty and witty and bright!
And he pities
Any girl who isn't him tonight.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:04 pm

Sings:
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.

While watching Omar highlight reels.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:10 pm

Wrote this about coaching Ohio:

Little girls
Little girls
Everywhere I turn I can see them
Little girls
Little girls

Night and day
I eat, sleep and breathe them
I'm an ordinary woman
With feelings
I'd like a man to nibble on my ear
But I'll admit no man has bit
So how come I'm the mother of the year?

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:11 pm

really, Really, REALLY like show tunes!

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:15 pm

Wants to write his own songs, but insists on trying to rhyme with "orange."

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:26 pm

Wants to change the mascot of Ohio to a purple dinosaur.

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:34 pm

....sells Amway and has gotten his wholed team signed up. That's why so many of them quit.

Falcon52 · Post by **Falcon52** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:00 pm

.... knows songs from the play ANNIE by heart and thinks of them randomly to type out on message boards????

Let me guess Pop Culture Major?

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:14 pm

...wishes he were Mickey Lolich...

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:04 pm

...was told by Lumburgh that if he was late again, he would be summarily dismissed.

ZuluWarrior · Post by **ZuluWarrior** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:16 pm

hey, there's no names on those jersey's, how our we supposed to know which one is Jacobs?...DOH!