J.D. Brookhart....

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:51 am

spends his free time searching for the fountian of youth

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:29 am

... hates coming to Bowling Green, because he always has to explain "no, I'm not the sports information director."

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:19 am

kdog27 wrote:...doesn't tip.

.....or if he does, tips only in pennies.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:04 am

... find the MAC confusing. "I mean, our nickname is Zips, but our mascot is a kangaroo. Bowling Green has absolutely no green on their uniforms whatsoever. Then there are all those directional schools."

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:52 pm

...can not take his socks off without smelling them. Because he's a communist.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:54 pm

doesn't understand why he keeps getting called a communist

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:04 pm

Uncle Joe McCarthy says:

"...should understand that opposing coaches are all homosexual pinkos."

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:06 pm

thanks bleeding orange for enlighting him

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:13 pm

...squats to pee....

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:28 pm

goofyeuph wrote:thanks bleeding orange for enlighting him

...should be thanking Uncle Joe.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:30 pm

Flipper wrote:...squats to pee....

because he's a communist. 8)

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:38 pm

... plans to make argyle socks part of the Zips uniforms next year.

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:44 pm

...was disappointed when he found neither TNT nor anvils on the shelves of the Acme store on West Market.

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:45 pm

...thinks that Luigi's puts enitrely too much cheese on their salads.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:47 pm

...carries a briefcase that contains nothing more than coloring books, some crackers, a pebble or two and some bits of string....