Tom Amstutz

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:45 pm

bgsufalcon24 wrote:
always a falcon wrote:.....Thinks the new Rockette Mascot is sexy.
That's a laugh.

BTW, Is it standard procedure to make these threads about opposing teams coaches during the week we play that team? I was on Miami's forum earlier today and they had one of these threads dedicated to Greg Brandon.

They are just big fat copycats.....(Ok we are too, but we have been doing it much longer....MU just started this week)

rollalongFF0304 · Post by **rollalongFF0304** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:46 pm

...wears Powderpuff Girls sleep bottoms.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:50 pm

...doesn't think Major Payne is funny... one tubby-tubby-tubby.

Tricky_Falcon · Post by **Tricky_Falcon** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:55 pm

Is already complaining about our watered down field and apparently OU's too...

http://www.ncaabbs.com/forums/mac/invis ... 615b82539a

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:20 pm

...has more chins than a chinese phonebook...

Touchdown Rockets · Post by **Touchdown Rockets** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:27 pm

...pays his coordinators higher salaries than that of the BG head coach.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:35 pm

...has to pay his coaches more because he often "finishes" their meals before they can eat them....and he's no picnic to be downwind from either...

Touchdown Rockets · Post by **Touchdown Rockets** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:43 pm

Flipper wrote:...has to pay his coaches more because he often "finishes" their meals before they can eat them....and he's no picnic to be downwind from either...

...even admits that was funny as hell.

FalconFanatic · Post by **FalconFanatic** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:53 pm

........Eats 17 Mcdonalds double cheese burgers during the halftime of every game

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:55 pm

...refers to meals as "grazing."

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:56 pm

...believes that all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. This is why he feels all food should belong to him, because he is obviously more equal.

Because he's a communist.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:16 pm

...has "righty tighty, lefty loosey" engraved on all his hand tools...

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:14 pm

...thinks food is like football where "more is never enough".

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:32 pm

's daily schedule looks something like this:

8:00 - wake up, fart
8:01-9:00 - graze
9:01-9:15 - watch film
9:16-10:00 - snack on a rotisserie chicken
10:01-10:30 - play with whistle
10:31-11:30 - yell at player for breaking/burning/shooting something
11:31-1:00 - graze. abundantly
1:01-2:00 - yell at aforementioned player for breaking/burning/shooting something else while he was grazing
2:01-2:45 - tackle a six foot sub
2:46-4:00 - coach practice, play with whistle some more
4:01-5:00 - sit in office; eat donuts; dream about grazing; drools on himself
5:00-7:00 - graze
7:01-7:30 - nightly farting session
7:30-7:59 - review his thread on AZZ.com, eat a Dairy Queen ice cream cake
8:00-9:00 - watch Desperate Housewives re-runs, play with whistle during commercials
9:01-10:00 - polish off the day with a pit-roasted pig
10:01 - slip into a food coma

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:39 pm

...insists that it's glandular.