Jim Tressel

Tricky_Falcon · Post by **Tricky_Falcon** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:07 pm

1987alum wrote:... gets distracted during coaches' meetings, pondering "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

Is hoping Freddie and Freida throws him a few tootsie rolls after we score.

da3mite · Post by **da3mite** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:08 pm

Tricky_Falcon wrote:
1987alum wrote:... gets distracted during coaches' meetings, pondering "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"
Is hoping Freddie and Freida throws him a few tootsie rolls after we score.

good one!

rollalongFF0304 · Post by **rollalongFF0304** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:09 pm

...thinks Freddie's name is spelled with a "y" at the end.

rollalongFF0304 · Post by **rollalongFF0304** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:16 pm

...loves his Neti Pot.

MACMAN · Post by **MACMAN** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:37 pm

will fully understand why we dont show up.
or
will pee his pants as Troy Smith gets folded neatly then tossed in the corner like a dress on prom night.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:40 pm

...has Lady Sage on speed dial.

SaxyIrishTenor · Post by **SaxyIrishTenor** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:50 pm

...sniffs his own skid marks.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:27 pm

...wears sweater vests to cover up his man-boobs.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:39 pm

...once told his mother that the only thing more important than her was everything else in the known universe.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:59 pm

....swears he voted BG #1 in his coaches poll ballot this week.

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:02 pm

...has nightmares of divebombing peregrine falcons tearing his favorite sweater vest.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:03 pm

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:....swears he voted BG #1 in his coaches poll ballot this week.

...doesn't knock

BleedOrange · Post by **BleedOrange** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:07 pm

At the age of 12, a Zoroastrian named Vilma began ritualistically shaving his testicles. He believes that a shorn scrotum is actually quite breathtaking, and that you should try it.

thewebboy · Post by **thewebboy** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:48 pm

.... fought the law and the law won.

BleedOrange · Post by **BleedOrange** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:28 pm

... just does NOT understand the idea of a "courtesy flush".